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Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day… I’m not sure, but the person who didn’t know mountains exist might be dumb.
Just go faster. I don’t get it.
Paint the skateboard red if you have to.
Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.
he should have invest in a big red firework like the coyote
Fun fact: mountains are big.
Not-so-fun fact: He’ll have to be rescued with taxpayer money
He has a skateboard though
And the skateboard is the fastest way to get around Lego Island
You’ve just triggered a memory. Something about vehicles zooming around Lego Island. Were you able to get out of them while they were moving so that they kept going?
Probably will find a half pipe somewhere.
Mountain valleys are nature’s halfpipes writ large.
Boring facts: The highest pass he’ll have to cross on his journey looks like this:
If he’ll have to be rescued, then because someone ran him over.
Could also get snowed in somewhere or unable to get to shelter during a major storm.
I mean he should get to the East Coast around 70 days from now, what are the chances he’ll see snow before January 30th. Guess he can turn around and ride back through the Appalachian Mountains in February. No snow there right?
Meanwhile a normal mountain pass in the normal world:
What does this mean?
Another fact: Society failed to educate him properly using taxpayer money.
Perhaps society deserves to face the consequences of its actions.
I agree with you and have even more to add -
Even more fun fact - the taxpayer money that will likely eventually be used to rescue this person, potentially saving their life, is an infinitesimal waste compared to so very many other things. I’m not ever going to shame someone or expect them to be billed/prosecuted/etc for their rescue unless they criminally broke the law in order to arrive at that state. (and maybe not even then)
What about small mountains tho
You keep your mouth shut
“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”
Gump didn’t even have a skateboard
From the sound of it, the skateboarding guy must have never watched Forrest Gump. He would have known it would take more than 2 weeks, just by seeing Gump’s beard grow.
Cant seem to find this dude on ig, there are just too many that tried to cross the usa with a board.
Does someone have a link to this specific persons ig? That would be great, thanks.
What are you using to take that screenshot? It looks like a phone but the aspect ratio is like a square
Probably one of those new folding phones?
Samsung Z fold 5
Foldable, OnePlus Open
Folding device?
I’m not great at this, but from the original x post, I think his handle is @jaayfilms
The news report video says he dropped out of HS. I couldn’t find where he got that he’s illiterate, thought this would take two weeks and didn’t know about the mountains… But I honestly didn’t dig much after haha. If someone else finds it, please let me know. I just want to read that comment thread haha
How many skateboard wheels are needed for a 3000 mile trip?
Not many sites seem to deal in distance when talking about replacing skateboard wheels, but I was able to find this:
https://skateboardscan.com/skateboard-wheels-last/
So according to that he’d need 10-30 sets of skateboard wheels to cross the country.
Of course if you’re just riding on the side of highways in a straight line forever you could probably get a little more out of them since you’re not doing any precision work or tricks.
Not so sure. A road surface tends to be rougher pavement than sidewalks or skate parks. I’d imagine the side of a highway chewing those parkboard wheels away at record rates.
I’m honestly kinda shocked anyone attempting this wouldn’t use a longboard with some chonkier wheels.
Oh, he’s probably thinking he can stay on the sidewalk most of the way.
I’m not sure how he even got as far as the Rockies since there’s a desert you have to get through first.
I don’t think anyone who lives in the US would be dumb enough to think they can find sidewalks along anywhere they might want to go without a car.
Yeah, that was the joke
Chad Caruso did it last year using just one set of wheels. New record too (57 days).
https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2023/05/22/how-chad-caruso-skated-across-america/
You don’t know if he’s maybe Nollie Kickflipping the whole way.
Chad Caruso did it last year using a single setup for the whole trip, so 4…
https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2023/05/22/how-chad-caruso-skated-across-america/
I love that this has happened before and recent enough that it can be compared to this dude’s trip. Great find.
How is he planning on getting back?
Also, won’t his wheels wear out?
If someone thought it would take two weeks there would be no concern about wheels wearing out. They also wouldn’t have the planning skills for a way home, becsuse how far could that be?
I’m assuming it is a parody account.
I’m assuming he’s gunna wind up dead in Colorado like that lady who drank all the colloidal silver
Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.
I know it says LA in the image, but are we sure he wasn’t actually from Night Vale?
Mountains? More like NOTHINGS
Literally illiterate?
The percentage of the population that’s illiterate is way higher than it has any business being.
Wow, those figures are shocking. US of A, 1st economy in the world, 1st military power in the world and our space, 36th in literacy rate. I am sad for fellow Americans :(
The US should be doing much better in all categories based on its wealth alone, but this is kind of an important factor.
34% of adults lacking literacy proficiency were born outside the US.
With the two high stats being on the North East, and the low stats being in the south west near the border with Mexico.
So that makes me wonder what percentage of the 34% that were not born here are literate in another language
Because I know I have met a number of people who have moved here and haven’t learned English yet, but if you pass a translation app between each other, they can read it in their native language.
The US ranks 36th in literacy.
This is a deceptive statistic. It merely indicates that many countries like Uzbekistan and North Korea falsely report 100% literacy rates. Look here. The USA literacy rate is actually about the same as that of other wealthy Western democracies.
North Korea probably does have high literacy so the people can read and understand all the propaganda.
You are right. Very interesting link, thanks !
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Man, without a Department o’Education those numbers will get worse.
The percentage of the population that’s illiterate is way higher than it has any business being.
Like “can’t read at an elementary school level”.
“There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics” - Mark Twain
Not in your link, but I found the same statistics as your link in another with a critical piece of information:
“According to researchers, 4 out of 5 Americans 18 and over possess medium to high proficiency in English reading and writing.” source
These statistics, both your link and mine, may only be measuring literacy in English.
So looking to get a clue how many may have literacy in another language:
“Today, 13.8 percent of the nation’s residents are foreign-born” source
So at least a percentage of those being counted as USA illiterate may indeed be literate in another language that isn’t English.
He didn’t know America had mountains.
Then he’s immounterate
Insurmountable.
That is willful ignorance, not illiteracy. People talk about the rocky mountains, they are mentioned in songs…
He just thought they were not real.
According to a third party on X
Which day is he realizing the Rockies exist?
If he ever decides to try to find a way around the Rockies this will become even more interesting
Is this not the hatchet wielding hitchhiker guy?
Kai? He is in jail for murder I think.
