Pretty sure this is almost exactly how the only game of magic the gathering went. I am pretty sure that I played 2 hands but neither of them went any better then a few seconds and I couldn’t understand any of it.

Morons from Outer Space is a classic you should include

Gotta protect those bodily fluids boiz!

So it’s like moving from Salem’s Lot to a house near the town of Ludlow, along a busy highway with a pet cemetery nearby?

Geronimo shredded motherfuckers with a spear. Dude was a master, one of his stories was about killing a whole regiment of Mexican Army who were armed with guns and he and only one or two other tribes men walked away and Geronimo was covered in blood and guts with only his spear left as a weapon.

Did Charlie get his kidney back? That damn Candy Mountain…

Adidas gloves are the boss IMO

“I really like bullshin with you dude/bro”

let them know how the shit you share is meaningful and that you enjoy life more with them around

It’s been that way forever, I remember looking at my watch and thinking about it in the 90s

Betty is lookin fine as ever

the long distance rates probably cost as much as a new boat!

GG Allin!

Why did you refer to it as shoving something down your throat?

You will probably enjoy it.

Have you read Childhood’s End by Arthur C Clarke?

Oh no, not again!

What does that mean? It just sounds like fish noises if I sound it out. Are you ok?

My wife worked for this guy that has since passed away. She was his sous chef at a very posh up and coming restaurant. They had fried chicken specials every so often and it was always their biggest huge hit. Like always selling out.

The secret of his success was his special herbs and spices, which included weed. He figured that nobody would get that high from a serving so he was like IDGAF.

Eddy was one of a kind. Rest in peace friend.

I learned how to ride on one. I couldn’t tell you but it was fun to goof off and stuff with it. Riding doubles was always weird. I found it worked best to have them ride on the handle bars.