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I have had a holter monitor strapped to me twice; the first time, a totally typical day, including the usual freaky shit. The second, I was better prepared and came before the appointment.
As far as I’m aware there wasn’t a meaningf difference in the results. And jerking it might give better, more accurate results, if it’s a regular scheduled activity.
It’s not like you’d be the first one to do it. If you like an audience, even better. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Me, looking at all the horse furries: “I KNEW IT”
Looks like Parker has been… parked.
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 😎
I mean, I guess I can see that, but uh… leans over, whispering being forced on a field during phys ed with a bunch of other teenage guys who’s hormones are also raging can, shall we say, awaken things.
So it’s not a ‘haha, gay’ but a ‘😏 gay’ nudge at others, who are themselves usually - in my experience - either at the end of the spectrum: neutral to the thought, or deeply in denial.
The games make no sense to me - what’s the point, ya know? But if I know that I feel a certain way about a guy’s bulge or body, I know I’m 110% not the only one. Voicing the truth can be amusing :3
No bomb
Me, on T team, about to plant: awwww
I’m quite fond of Haven
Everyday is a opportunity for learning!
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My council says that I should stop talking now.
You buy your bolt-cutters online, too? It’s such a useful key.
And you’re supposed to get a yearly physical, not break the speed limit, have unique passwords, file your taxes on time, regularly test your smoke alarms, perform preventative maintenance on your home and vehicle, get 8 hours of sleep a day, drink several glasses of water, quit putting off seeing a doc for that weird pain in your chest that is ‘just a thing sometimes’, be frugal to be able to retire comfortably at a reasonable age…
You don’t buy it, just steal it.
Work smarter, not harder.
sports
And when you tell them how watching (typically) men get sweaty, musky, dirty and aggressive, chasing a ball (or rubbing their half-naked bodies together with one another), how that has some ‘similarities’ to gay porn, how they get really defensive and insecure.
‘N-no, you got it all wrong, I’m not gay! I just like watching athletic men get rough with one another, all pent up, sweaty, needy… I mean uh… Oh yeah, sports! It’s so un-gay, it’s like, looping around itself, with ungayness!’
‘So it’s like canceling the un part out?’
‘Exactly! Wait a minute…’
What about exclamation marks, though?
I’m reading the book that never ends: lemmy 😎
Instructions unclear, googly eyed penis
hair
0/10, redo the assignment for partial credit
When loan sharks meet cats:
Here you go. But where’s your car?
You people wear clothes?
I was told both times, absolutely no showering or bathing. Maybe for the 72h one they give you new pads to swap out?