I mean, have you met most people? I hate them, too!

Fucking high-vis jackets, the culprit strikes again

Their Ring camera that points directly at the desk they keep this notebook on: “it’s showtime”

You’re a dirty little penguin, aren’t you~

(what the fuck is wrong with me lmao)

Whelp, it’s over boys and girls. Back to Dirty Linux.

switches to cellular network

“I’ve never seen them before in my life”

Great movie

I appreciate your input.

Websites: “mmmmm… no”

Robots.

shudders

Trivago.

isn’t any specific technique

I remember that one dude on reddit who would thrust in tune with the beat of some weird song, every single time. Then something about at a holiday gathering the chicks dad asks what his favorite song is, and he put that song on, and she put two and two together.

Then after he made the post she fucking reads the post and dumps him lmao. And of course he makes a new post to tell everyone…

Maybe outing himself is his kink, don’t be shaming

Okay baby, I got you a dozen doughnuts and a Weight Watchers membership.

Gonna have to be more specific…

But that’s what I’m saying - there’s no real visual change, even though there has been decades to do so. Its not my fault they don’t innovate, lol.

My first experience with Pagani was from NFS and even back then I was like ‘jfc who designed this’ like 15 years ago. I cannot understand what people see in these cars. Sure they they are fast, but fast cars are a dime a dozen. Rarity? Okay, so trust-fund babies and midlife crisis customers, yawn. I’d much rather get out of something that I pause, turn around, and look at as I’m walking away - something I’m proud to own. Sure, technically they are interesting, but for cars specifications alone don’t give me a chub. The body, now that’s where it’s at.

That’s my thinking, anyway.

Disability… pride? ¿Que? 😶

Real talk, Pagani makes some of the worst looking cars of the 2000s. And they are more-or-less the same vehicles, just with different carbon body panels and liveries.

It’s like Nintendo and the Mario franchise. Every few years, new paint job but basically the same product. But for some reason people cream their pants over them all the same.

Meow! :3

(I’m a hybrid wolf-tiger-fox. Mind, blown.)