Except Idiocracy didn’t go far enough. Drumph isn’t going to walk around saying he’s sponsored by Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola is going to go around saying they’re sponsored by him.
“The Coca-Cola Company, sponsored by Donald Trump. Donald Trump - Fuck you!”
Is it part of the fediverse or is it just another silo using the same technology?
Shit’s getting real in Honey’s legal department.
RIP, Alan Rickman. The best Marvin.
Snowflakes: “It is offensive for a westerner to wear a Japanese kimono. You are not Japanese!”
Native Japanese: “We insist you wear this kimono so you feel like part of the group.”
Based on a true story.
“That’s just steam. Steam from the steamed clams were having.”
Smoke detector: “LIAR!”
Well at least they’re not using a store brand.
“Take my wife, please!”
The court jester is done making jokes.
I need context.
JFK to LAX, any % of passengers.
It’s my elementary school gym teacher.
So many Japanese creatives, so many creatives everywhere, swear up and down they’re at the end and can’t continue on.
Guess what? They keep coming back. How many time has Hayao Miyazaki come back from retirement now?
The only thing that stops people like this is death.
Oh look, animal abuse.
“Danger! Danger! High voltage.
When we touch, when we kiss”
[ CODEC CALL ]
…
[ CODEC CALL ]
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[ CODEC CALL ]
“Colonel, this is Snake. I’m at the disposal facility.”
“Good work, age hasn’t slowed you down one bit.”
A nearby Ouiji board spells out: Y O U R T U R N
The Japanese are mad because 10 eggs are getting close to ¥300 ($1.91).
I buy higher quality eggs and I only pay ~¥250 for 10.
(Japan doesn’t do anything by the dozen.)
Now rice… that’s gotten out of control here in the past few months. Some companies now charging 3 times what they did just last summer.