It mimics their natural diet in the wild of hunting roaming wheels of parmesan and violent flightless birds 10 times their size.

My cat is allergic to seafood or something. She vomits every time she eats tuna cat food, multiple different brands. Land meat is never an issue though.

The IR blaster lets you use your phone like a universal remote. I can control my TV, my air conditioner, and most importantly, some stores’ unsecured commercial displays with my phone.

It’s a Ulefone Armour 27T Pro but I’d only recommend it if you know how to use adb or uad to remove the bloatware and junk apps that are baked into it, because it comes with a lot of garbage. The hardware is very good but the baked in apps and other stuff are really bad.

Love that Black Keys song

Are you asking me out on a breakfast date?

I’m not trying to sell anyone my phone, or be a shill for the company that made it. I’m just saying, if you want a particular feature, or set of features, just search for “smartphone headphones jack programmable key feature feature feature” whatever your needs are, and you’ll find a range of options. Then it’s up to you to vet your results, check reviews, watch some videos, and decide if it’s right for you.

If you choose between iPhone and Samsung, then yeah. There are decent smartphone manufacturers out there that have all these things and more. But if you’re going to choose the duopoly then don’t complain when they do whatever they want. You chose them.

My phone has an IR blaster, headphones jack, toolless dual Sim slot, 4 hardware buttons, one of which is programmable to three different functions (single press, double press, and longpress), waterproof, 10,000mAh battery, reverse charging (I can charge other people’s phones with mine) and a thermal camera. And it cost less than one of the flagship Samsung phones.

If you want a phone with removable battery and a hardware numeric keypad, you can get one of those too. You’ve just got to look further than like, best buy or whatever.

“YOUR COMPUTER FAILED TO START AFTER A RECENT UPDATE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLORE RECOVERY OPTIONS?”

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I kinda already had serious psychological harm TBH

Nose, got it.

They are the original boat people

Who let these ducks in here?

Https is actually the sound you make just before you sneeze, but then the sneeze goes away. :// is an emoji of the face you make

Australia is the only anthem who mentions how girt we are

In Australia summer is so hot you can get sunburn at night.

Sorry for the microagression.

“What’s up livers?!”