When you based your look on the Jared Lego Joker.
Is that where the Subway child molester fights Batman in a Lego movie?
What does that heart say?
Your wish is my command.
Thank you.
I was hoping it said “I love Lucy.”
Which would be solid retro irony.
Ah, the good ol’ “Screwnicorn”.
How can i take a foto that shows as many of my bad decisions as possible?
She has sarcasm tattooed on her anus.
that was the bad decision?
What are you implying? That wanting to be a dildocorn is a bad idea?
But was it?
Third eye opened 👁️
LPT just be careful removing it and this won’t happen. I’ve never had that issue, although I did panic a little the first time lmao
Teach us, giant suction dildo sensei!
“dedecuj”? what is that last letter?
i, dedecui. Latin for “be unsuitable/unbecoming to; bring disgrace/dishonor upon” according to latindictionary.io
And perfect active 1st so “I had dishonored”. It’s been a while since I had Latin classes, though.
an I with serifs in a sans-serif word? it would make sense though.
Position, style and overall aesthetics doesn’t scream “they care about fonts” to me.
that and the whole “dildo on the forehead” thing
I guess we don’t know the same font-nerds 😄
What would be a good lie to tell people when they ask about your forehead?
“I wore a giant suction dildo.”
“Hahaha, good one.”
A million in $100 bills is about the size of a disposable plastic grocery bag. If it was all $5 bills, $500k would be ten bags and would weigh about 100 kg. The car shouldn’t sag that much, unless Walter is a filthy liar and there’s more money in there.
Probably something ball shaped fell on your head. Maybe an old 2010s snowball mic, like I used to have. I had it fall on my head once and it probably could have left a mark from falling at a higher position, so yeah.
If not that, something equivalent. Like maybe an old magic 8 ball or something else with enough heft to it.
You seem to know a lot about this.
It’s a hickey.
From an elephant
Or Samantha Ramsdell:
but I do
Well, now you know the recipe.
∗Hickeys my boobs∗
