Both of mine will allow belly rubs, but hate being picked up and will never sit on your lap. I wouldn’t have minded more of a mix of preferences.

Spent too many seconds looking for Pele.

My cat once hid in our neighbour’s bathroom for three days.

Clearly someone knows.

We need to go back to the safe ground of Americans complaining about the rubbish Supremor they voted in again by accident.

“Microsoft Windows App” confused the shit out of me earlier. I only realised it was Remote Desktop when I read the description, and I only did that because I was wondering what the fuck Microsoft Windows App is.

What devices?

I thought the iPad being just a giant iPhone was stupid and it wouldn’t catch on. Years on I use an iPad to read comic books in bed, though I guess tablets as a whole are kind of niche and not great as a productivity tool due to mobile OSs holding them back.

I only have an account at all because the Witcher III wasn’t in a Steam sale when I bought it.

Obviously genociding the inhabitants is what means you own the land.

I always immediately think Jack Sparrow is Russell Brand and recoil, then remember who it actually is and then recoil again because it’s crook blokes all the way down.

The Cold War superpowers killed each other. Some of them just haven’t realised it yet.

Is it as humiliating as waking up in hospital on a drip?

Good. The people responsible should now reimburse the taxpayers.

Same, with the tuxedo boy.

Talk about projection.

The trouble is that every country wants someone else to be the Vietnam/Ukraine/Falklands that breaks the regime, so they’re all playing at placation and containment for the time being.

Like anyone gets to drive at speed during commuter time.

This was a potent metaphor for the last ten years of the UK.

Australian wildlife is 99% goofy little bastards who’d be outcompeted by an invasive species from literally anywhere else.