I know it’s a joke, but technically possible on a water fast. I’m not recommending it, but not actually impossible.

You can tell he really made it himself.

“Some day I’ll have a tiny forge and turn them into tiny swords.”

Johnny Trillionaire McFuckthepoors XXII

Life is already hard enough, no thanks.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

Reddit repost from Facebook.

It’s all just different types of virginity and I think they’re called gold stars.

We should launch them from ocean volcanoes! 🌋

My first thought.

It happened at home and the customer was his father.

And the balls definitely didn’t touch.

That’s a lot of hands.

Probably the same people who censor hentai.

I don’t like children in general and would prefer not to be around them in any capacity. It would be fine with me if people stopped having children, but I realize that’s unreasonable.

This seems interesting, if I remember it exists by the time they finish it, I’ll definitely check it out.

Dang, you must have been rich, all we had were pinecones and sand.