Forgot your clothes? Like, just accidentally drove to her house and showed up to the door naked?
You people wear clothes to bed?
I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I’ve been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I’m not taking that risk anymore.
Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.
They weren’t even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I’m about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I’ve left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.
You people wear clothes?
you clothes have people?
you have people?
For real, nude sleep is the most comfortable and i assume the healthiest
Lmao
Just get your own sweats that say juicy on the ass potate. It’s a rite of passage around a route of passage and I’m surprised you haven’t completed it yet
Never understood how the Juicy pants took off
Go down the “Les Wexner” rabbit hole if you want to learn the origins of the corrupt agenda behind JUICY pants.
Wait is it real crimes with juicy? Should we be bootlegging sweat pants with “JUUCEY” on the booty?
I just want to commit a Lil bit of gay crimes and run international guns with Stephen since that’s cool now apparently. A dividual can dream.
Was he involved with Juicy Couture? You might be thinking of PINK which was a line through Victoria Secret.
Yeah who is out shopping for sweatpants, takes a pair off the rack and says “fuck yea my ass gonna say Juicy”?
Look at leftenant dry ass over here
That’s CAPTAIN dry ass to you.
i refuse to recognize any captain without a juicy bottom
Recognize my authoritah!
Juice that bottom!
It would unbecoming of an officer and a gentleman!
Have you tried them on?
No, they outran me. Had no chance to
Not juicy enough smh
Oh she’s definitely noticed lol
Noticed my juicy ass.
When you sleep over at your girl’s house but you “forgot” your clothes 😌
Oh pwease don’t give me the hot pants this time 🥺
“All your pants are missing and all you have are short skirts and dresses!? Ohhhhh nooooo…welp. I guess I have no choice!”
Fucksquatch makes another appearance.
