Wtf is wrong with the sheep in California?

Wait, what is the moon to flat earthers, if not the moon?

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Snowy owls looked like absolute idiots for awhile there before we made snow machines.

12 seconds to poop, sure, if you don’t count all the time for bathroom clean up, a shower, laundry, etc…

Why wipe? Shitting yourself is the new path to power in 2026.

Nosferatu-looking motherfucker.

Unfortunately, I was reading somewhere recently (I think it might have been a t-shirt?) that, “you can’t fix stupid.”

But then pooping on my toothbrush becomes a whole extra step?

“Your honor, you can’t deny they helped with the cancer…”

I’ve tried so many times to tell my dad and mummy this, but you know what they say about denial…

They still insist on going to the chiropractor.

She did Arials in the sky, then passed down a scroll of Papyrus.

Those guys aren’t even doctors. They’re one step shy of a pyramid scheme.

Punch Brothers. They’re essentially the peak of what bluegrass can be, mixed with baroque, mixed with indie.

Not their best song, but a good display of their musicianship.

“There are things I like about both sides.”

Oooh, my testicles sound so much fancier now!

“I hate playing games.”

Buckle up for the relationship equivalent of Gary Grigsby’s War in the East 2.

I’ve already seen them in several stores near me, including Walmart. The entire store was switched over to them.

San Andreas just felt like it captured the 90s perfectly. I could almost lump it in as a 90s memory.

I had a really love/hate relationship with the pinball stages in Sonic 2.