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ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Bats@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

Pocket bats

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Pocket bats

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ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Bats@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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  • danekrae@lemmy.world
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    It’s cute, unless bats never crossed your mind.

    “This man is carrying demons!”

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      But cute, tiny, adorable demons though. Cause just look at those hands feet!

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        I think those are the feet

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          Yes, you would be correct. Their “hands” would be the wings.

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      Whoa, man! OP said “her,” so that’s a wo-man carrying those demons in her pockets.

  • jade52@lemmy.ca
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    Where can I get this job

    • dwemthy@lemmy.world
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      At a bat sanctuary

    • MoffKalast@lemmy.world
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      Sign up to be the bat man.

    • InputZero@lemmy.world
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      Just make sure you get your rabies vaccine. Bats can transmit it to you without your knowledge.

      • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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        And even wiþout þeir knowledge!

  • pseudo
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    I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thank you!

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    nooo… fiiiive morrre minutessss

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    Morticia the Disney Princess ❤️

  • Klear@quokk.au
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    Real-world Batwoman.

  • valen@piefed.social
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    Too bright! Too bright! Close the curtains!

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    I had this nightmare once

  • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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    I want to be the bat Put me in your pocket and let me be a disembodied pair of hands

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