That’s my spirit animal right there.

Like a beautiful cloud!

That’s what I thought! Billy is a big boi.

Billy Eyeless came to Wilderness Trail Wildlife Center in Kentucky after being found with severe trauma, including head cuts and permanent damage to both of his eyes.

Because he cannot survive in the wild without his sight, he was given a permanent home at the sanctuary and licensed as an official USDA educational animal.

I’m sure they would appreciate feeling tall and getting the hotdog combo.

That’s cool, thank you for sharing!

You’re cute 😉

And it smells like corn chips!

They also have 13 nipples, just to make you feel even more inadequate.

Yes, they have their own inspection standards.

There is only one solution. Set fire to Sam’s Club, making Costco the only option.

There is really no way to know.

Candy, you say?

I would like a gentle flute playing in C minor.

He looks so perfect!

This is me, except the divorce was amicable. But then I had to deal with my emotionally immature ex husband for the next 18 years because we share a child. So there is wisdom in that.

You can get one for $900:

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