This is a legally binding contract btw

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOPEnglish
      3·
      17 hours ago

      I havent been able to figure out how to tag users on Voyager so this post might genuinely make me have to switch apps to something that will let me.

      • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
        2·
        17 hours ago

        Good luck, I tried quite a few due to some issue or another. I’m on Thunder now, we’ll see if this one sticks.

        Edit: what I obviously means was, with no tag you’ll never see me coming muahahaha

    • K1ame@lemmy.caEnglish
      1·
      13 hours ago

      This song slaps! Thanks stranger!

      Oh, also. Fuck you op! Friends off!

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOPEnglish
      3·
      15 hours ago

      Is water wet?

      How many holes does a straw have?

      Whats the best linux distribution?

      Star Wars or Star Trek?

      Favorite literary quote?

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        1·
        6 hours ago

        1. …sure.

        2. 1

        3. Mint

        4. Trek

        5. Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck.” ― David Wong, John Dies at the End

      • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orgEnglish
        2·
        14 hours ago

        Water is a wetting liquid, but it’s more about the material it’s in contact with that makes it wet.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetting

        Best Linux distribution depends on your use case and may change with time. I use Bazzite myself, and set my mom up with Mint. Also, someone should spin up something called Normal Linux specialized for statistics, so it would be a normal distribution.

        Both is good.

        Anything by Pratchett, he is very quotable. Off the top of my head, Vimes’ economic theory of boots, or the parable of the fire.

        • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOPEnglish
          2·
          13 hours ago

          Okay but water is rarely just a single molecule and therefore a molecule of water (a weetjng liquid) contacts another molecule of water and makes it wet.

          Okay thats a fair point but I refuse to accept “it depends” as an answer in a thread where we are trying to start a fight.

          As someone who recently watched all of the Star Wars films, I disagree.

          I just can’t argue here since I completely agree.

          HOWEVER! I noticed your cowardice! I have caught you! You completely ignored the holes in the straw!!!

          • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orgEnglish
            1·
            13 hours ago

            I forgot the straw!

            A straw has two holes. As proof, a thought experiment.

            Imagine you have a sheet of paper. You cut a hole in it. You now obviously have one hole.

            Now take another sheet of paper and cut a hole in that one as well. You now very obviously have two holes.

            Now take a third sheet of paper. You join a point on one end to a holed sheet of paper and join a point on the opposite side to the other holed sheet of paper.

            You continue joining points around the holes. Eventually the third sheet of paper becomes a tube. The original two holes are the ends of the tube.

            The third sheet of paper could easily be rolled into a tube by itself, but this is to illustrate that each end of the tub is its own hole.

  • Gyrcas@piefed.zipEnglish
    48·
    2 days ago

    Not signing up for the contract! I just want to say a joke

    Watch this, it’s all a secret plot to have an enemy to lover story /j

  • story@lemmy.zipEnglish
    6·
    1 day ago

    hey I can do this, i recently stopped using GPL for my code in favour of BSD

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOPEnglish
      48·
      2 days ago

      So fun fact, I actually don’t have a sense of smell. Been to multiple doctors about it and nobody has any idea why.

      So I will 100% hand to you that I’m weird because wtf is that but definitionally I do not smell. I am unable to.

      That said, for lying to me you have become my greatest enemy!

      • orenj [he/they]@leminal.spaceEnglish
        44·
        2 days ago

        Huh, weird coincidence, I have a terrible sense of smell too. But I smelled you from across the internet, so what does that say about you? FOUL SMELLING FOE

  • regdog@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    23 hours ago

    I chuck my used chewing gum into nature, instead of the waste bin. Come fight me.

  • SkunkEnglish
    21·
    2 days ago

    Sacrebleu ! Voilà mon ennemi juré. Notre combat sera épique 💪