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The cashier offers the kid a barbie doll crotch and he's very happy with it

  • isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    10 hours ago

    Still waiting for one brave soul to undergo the combined phalloplasty/vaginoplasty. That’s where they first take your existing dick and surgically transform it into a vag and vulva. Then they take a piece of your arm skin and construct a replacement dick for some reason.

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    I remember when I first got here, the biggest post was about the person who asked for advice on how to not poop for 3 days.

    Now we are here with detailed comments on Genital Nullification Surgery, with GREAT answers in the comments.

    How times have changed.

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    21 hours ago

    You have unlocked some rare NSFW cosplay options, look around the comment section for inspiration…

    Have you considered matching top surgery?

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    2 days ago

    I love that you’re now having the non-genitals you want and I love that by requesting that you’ve now been a pioneer paving the way for others 🏳️‍⚧️

    You really should be proud of yourself for going through all the medical system interrogations and stuff and enduring people questioning you on things that are not their business.

    Congrats for nothing 😁💕

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      It kinda is their business if they’re doing the surgery. They can refuse to do things that they feel are unethical, inhumane, ect. Plus they have to take into account the person’s mental status if they’re in the right state of mind for an elective operation like that. It isn’t surgery to remove an appendix or gallbladder. They can also refuse to do it.

      But yeah, if that’s what you want do you. They just need to make sure, for some pretty damn good reasons.

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        seems like you don’t know how invasive the questions asked by medical stuff can be. sure this is something with extra questions involved. these questions are not my point.

        (just for example I have been asked unprompted - and in details - about my sexual activity by a diabetic doctor. things like that happen a lot. it’s exhausting to be trans in the medical system.)

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    2 days ago

    At first, I thought you were describing a zero-depth vaginoplasty sort of situation, but then realized you really did order “nuttin’”. I’ll admit, I was just as confused as Jimmy. Thanks for digging up this classic ad too.

    I have no questions (your replies here tell the whole story already), but just wanted to say: this is incredible and I’m happy for you!

  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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    No real questions here tbh, I’m just so glad you were able to get what you wanted! Having genitals you don’t want is unbelievably fucking uncomfortable in my experience. I hope it was the relief you needed!

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    @Grail my question is, did you have to remove all your hair from down there before surgery? and can you still grow hair there now?

    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netOP
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      Pretty quick and simple. I don’t have to dilate or anything like that. I walked out of the hospital three days after the surgery, and a week later I was taking care of Myself

    • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netOP
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      My surgeon made Me a new pee pee hole, around where most women keep theirs. You definitely couldn’t fit a penis in there, though, it’s tiny. It’s for pee and jizz only, same as the old one. I suppose I could still do sounding, but I don’t want to.

      • Rumo161@feddit.org
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        Jizz in the form oft baby juices? Arent the berrys gone? Is there some biological thing i have still to learn?

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          The vast majority of the volume of semen is made in the prostate and seminal vesicles (which are right next to the bladder), not the testes!

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          Ejaculate is a bit of a cocktail. The sperm comes from the balls, but there are glands along the duct that connects the testicles to the urinary tract that add a liquid which can sometimes be seen separately as precum. During ejaculation, those liquids are pushed out, and mixed with the sperm load if one is present. Those glands and the duct can be kept during surgery.

          Like how almost all people have nipples and milk ducts, almost all people have the same genital components, they’re just shaped and positioned differently. These glands are the same as the ones that make the wetness of vaginas, and the tube connecting the testicles and urinary tract is the same as the womb, vagina, and inner vulva.

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          Jizz is only a few percent spermatozoids, the rest is seminal fluid mainly produced by other organs like the prostate and seminal vesicle, so you can absolutely ejaculate with no testicles