Behold! The impossible!
“Signature look of superiority.”
Pig is wearing stilettos
Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event
🇮🇴 Pig: DNF
Devastating
That’ll do pig
That’s some pig
Then it’s not a true pig.
It’s only a true pig if it comes from the Pig region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling swine.
Lovely stuff.
is that where pork sherry comes from?
No that’s fortified swine, and it’s from Porktugal.
Clearly AI
I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole “pigs can’t look up” thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha…
oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy’s.
Looking up is about one of the only things they can do 😢
Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground
Truths
Same, tbh
Pigs can’t look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.
And then kill Daredevil
With Mjolnir.
“Give me… sugar … In water.”
What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.
Pretty sure pigs are ©Monsanto now.
I think that’s just ducks
Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…
They can also lay down and look up
Anybody want to team up with me and see if we can pick up Vincent and rotate him so he can look at the stars?
That kind of talk is what got him to do a murder suicide that one time.
Now all he cares about is…this city
Pigs can’t look up because they have crippling depression.
Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren’t good enough.
Tbf I can’t climb with my eyes either
They are good enough to see points of light in a black sky.
That’s how humans see stars. But how do we know this about pigs? Can they focus to “infinity”?
I’ve seen some funny, insightful tweets from this man. It’s always nice when someone you like as a celebrity seems like someone you’d like as a friend, too.
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
It’s like Platos cave analogy, but with pigs.
Vincent D’Onofrio?
The guy who was an alien bug in an Edgar skin suit.
The guy that plays Kingpin in both Daredevil series.
Michael Clarke Duncan?
Yes. The guy who played Orson Wells in Ed Wood.
The guy who kills Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacke
The guy who knows everything on law and order - SVU.
Criminal Intent, but yeah.
The guy who voiced the duke in dishonored 2
