Only the best

According to many, ketchup goes in the garbage instead of on the hot dog

how are Americans so goddamn ignorant

It’s what we do best

I’d ask for more pixels but that’s pretty much 1:1 the quality it was for me live, so…

Little Bobby Tables is gonna break the pearly gates

Do they make VPN gift cards?

And in that specific instance the box art is just trying to match the kind of art you’d find on D&D book covers of the time

“No way to prevent this,” says only nation in the world where this regularly happens people who voted for exactly this

Do you suppose when Colin sees it he’ll go on a huge rant?

In my head canon, yellow shirt guy drew the design on his own shirt as well

You have to go old school, bookmark their profile in a browser

Could? Yes you fucking cowards, it will.

mm mm mm, boots

And of course that only aims to divide things up into big blocks similar to the original image. If I wanted to get more granular I’d probably put UT in “Acts nice, is mean” for example.

I get that this is basically a politcal compass meme overlayed on a map (and also that this is in cartography anarchy), but here’s how I’d actually divide things up based on basically 0 practical experience:

Acts nice, is nice: West Coast (WA, OR, CA, HI) (WA might have to move down to the next category if they’re feeling surly)

Acts mean, is nice: Northeast (ME, NH, VT, MA, RI, CT, NY, PA, NJ, MD, DE)

Acts nice, is mean: Southeast (AR, LA, KY, TN, MS, AL, WV, VA, NC, SC, GA, FL), Midwest (ND, SD, NE, KS, MN, IA, MO, WI, IL, MI, IN, OH), and Alaska

Acts mean, is mean: The rest (ID, MT, WY, NV, UT, CO, AZ, NM, OK, TX)

“Acts nice, is mean” still makes up a large part of the country, but “Acts mean, is mean” has been trending up for about a decade now.

Misread the first line as “It’s time to burn the incels” which uh, kinda still works. Virgin sacrifice and whatnot.

I grew up in Reagan and 911 era…

Ok, but what does that have to do with someone’s arrest for ties to ISIS?

Bart, is that you?

Has he appointed anyone not completely unqualified?

I for one loved reading your rambling, 10/10 would do again even without the tangential relation to the topic