As an American I was expecting it to be everyone but the US. Gotta give it more time I guess.

Meanwhile, the Ozarks: “please nobody pick on me”

The frogurt is also cursed

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt

That’s kind of assumed with this community

Trick question, in this economy my phone and my PC are my potatoes

Hey look, it’s those infinite returns they’ve been looking for!

If the dog adds the Power gem to their flow state they could eliminate half their bowels in an instant

Sure Jan

So then, you physically move the dirt away from the clothes after it’s been removed?

OEMs: Sorry, best I can do is tripling the amount of pre-installed bloatware that I get kickbacks on, to not only offset the cost but raise profits more

here’s when it drops

Last night

Username and instance checks out then

User instance checks out

Infrastructure?

Damn, the party that lied about Haitians eating people’s pets is making Haitian immigrants an easier target for ICE? Who’da fucking thought?

Wilkinson “Ken” Sejour says he backed Trump because “he’s a businessman.”

Bro, fucking anyone can be a businessman, but Trump was especially bad at it. Aside from the famously bankrupted casinos, he’d have made more money just putting it in an index fund and doing nothing. Dude’s only making money now through blatant corruption.

Thanks carcinization!

Just have AI write the report that says AI is profitable. The people who want it to be are probably already accustomed to AI telling them whatever they want to hear, so they’ll probably believe it, and the AI will fawn over them for being such smart investors 🙄

Unfortunately Sony will look at this wording and say “we’ll be happy to charge you tenant fees instead” aka a subscription

Maybe you and stopforgettingit are half-siblings from different marriages