Truth in advertising!
Michael Jordan stache
This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I’m shaving off the winter beard … I’ll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife… However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I’d hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.
you guys have wives. so he’s just like you but without a wife, he has to show us instead.
we are all his wife awww 🥰
Yuck 🤮 I want a refund
If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.
Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are “melting” and “going wild” for him.
Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.
Looks like it’s time to play stoke or meth?
‘It had a wild effect on women’
I suppose “revulsion” counts as a wild effect.
He’d do the haircut too if he could grow any on top.
He’d probably goose step straight into Poland if he had the stamina
I love both of these comments so much!
I just can’t. Im really pro shame now. Have shame people. Shame.
If Trump is an indicator of anything is that having no shame whatsoever is a major plus to succeed. When Trump talks about winning and success absolutely no mention of how horrifically he failed all his businesses except for the stuff his dad made sure he would not fuck with (because if he loses those then he will truely be destitute) will ever change his perspective.
I mean, Trump filed for bankruptcy 6 times JUST on his casinos. CASINOS. A literal license to take people’s money and he couldn’t figure it out.
The failure of his Atlantic City casinos is legendary. People at the time were even commenting on the news on how stupid Trump’s management and planning style was. Basically making his own casinos compete and cannibalize one another instead of working against the competition.
Also Trump is all gaudy trash and looks over functionality. If Trump was born a generation prior he would have been so thoroughly ostracized by wealthier New Yorkers that he would never have had any business connections to work with. He was extremely lucky he ‘came of age’ in the 80s when showy displays of wealth started becoming more in vogue.
Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!
So it’s working?
I’m the sense that Dan & Jordan’s take should be fun.
Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn’t he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?
He’s just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it’s waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do – get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.
100% this.
It’s such a well established business model now.
Stimulate outrage amongst sane normal people. Free publicity. Engage with assholes who will buy your snake oil.
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
He should work on the “silent” part first.
Used Mercedes dealership
Selling Thundercougarfalconbirds
Wait am I not supposed to want to sell Thundercougarfalcon birds? I mean there is so much eagle those. And malfunctioning Eddie seems like a cool boss.
Or maybe my life is going worse then I thought…
No cat food for Bictor tonight!
No, that’s the Beta Romeo. Not as much eagle in the Thundercougarfalconbird.
Office furniture and vacuum repair
I’d like to see him draining septic tanks. With a teaspoon. While wearing that stupid little mustache.
Lol, HVAC license… You might as well ask my dog to become a rocket scientist.
and… all the hvac techs I know work. they fuckin work their asses off. often in sweltering attics or cramped industrial spaces. jones wouldn’t last a damned moment.
“Sir, the problem with your air conditioner is liberals.”
“Liberals?”
“See they put this coolant in that will make your daughter gay, we used to have good coolant in this country but I just don’t understand how people in this country don’t GIVE A FUCK and I said Charlie Kirk stood up and said what was right, and what happened to him? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? Where’s your daughter, I need to talk with her.”
I dunno, I trust Alex Jones to blow a LOT of hot air.
Gotta point out nazis when you see them, and that’s all this is. Alex Jones is a nazi, in a nazi party, as a nazi propagandist, with a hitler mustache to show his nazi allegiance.
All these guys went to Epstein island, right? Or were they too poor? Bottom tier suckups?
I guarantee you Alex Jones did not go to Epstein island. That was for presidents and billionaires. They would have laughed at him and told him to get back to his trailer park and get some craigslist hookers or something.
and richard dawkins
well he could have worn a clown nose, put a shoe on his head or embrace nudism, but he chose the nazi option. i think that says enough about him
Well, that and he actually has been an obvious ‘crypto’ nazi this whole time
I wouldn’t call it “just trolling”. He’s normalizing supporting Hitler. What he says and does has a tangible impact on the world. It allows bona fide Hitler supporting neo-Nazis to openly support Hitler, then just make the same claim as Jones when challenged
Once it gets normalized enough, they drop the plausible deniability
True that. They’re not fully mutually exclusive though. I’m just saying that I think he’s doing it more for the attention than because he’s decided this is the best way to promote Naziism. The Naziism he decides to openly promote is usually more disguised than this, I think most of even his audience would be more likely to be turned off by this (if they took it seriously) than taken in by it.
I’ve never supported Hitler
Guy wearing a Hitler 'stache as a “social experiment.”
“We’re all trying to find the guy who supports Hitler”
“You literally have a Hitler mustache!”
“So does that guy!” points at Charlie Chaplain
“No I do-Oh no…”
I read somewhere that Hitler grew a “Charlie Chaplin” mustache because he was a big fan
It was called the Chaplin before Hitler grew one. Hitler grew it to help soften his public image. He was known to be a big fan of American movies. And had them imported during WWII for private screenings, even though it was illegal in the rest of Nazi Germany.
How ironic, then, that Charlie made such a scathing satirical movie about the absurdity of Adolf!
I have always read that the style was in vogue among men who had to fight in WWI where the use of gas masks discouraged keeping a full beard or moustache as it hindered adherence.
You can see the shift in the American presidents too.
A National Socialist Experiment. He wants to find out how long he can survive in public with a hitler mustache.
Me? Oh, ahah. no. These people need serious mental help, education, and time away from nazi propagandists.
It’s the right-wingers that are the assassins, apparently. They really know evil, you know? Beats me, they’re cultist lunatics. It’s not going to be hard for them to detect the “Totally normal guy doing a social experiment” from their scope.
School full of children > Hitlerized Alex Jones. Where would you rather have the christian terrorist shooting people up?
What are you yapping about
Thanks! I was suddenly doubting my reading comprehension abilities before reading your reply.
I laughed my ass off at first sight of his pic in the thumbnail image. Wow, is this rock bottom? Are we there yet?
The stupidity has never been more off the charts in my lifetime.
is this rock bottom? Are we there yet?
Every time someone asks that, society says “hold my beer.”
Yeah we’re nowhere fucking close yet. 10 years from now you’ll step out of your front door and be knocked over by someone on an e-scooter with a Hitler moustache and a bluetooth speaker playing high-pitched white noise for no particular reason, then get fined because the e-scooter companies bought the sidewalks and renamed them scootwalks and it’s illegal to walk on them now and you’ll look back at today as some kind of enlightened wonderland.
Then it’ll keep getting worse.
the e-scooter companies bought the sidewalks and renamed them scootwalks and it’s illegal to walk on them now
reminds me of that Libertarian Police Department story
That was a good read, thank you!
Stupidity has no bottom that it can’t stoop below
I mean at some point crazy people with guns start getting itcy about it.
Bet
“Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual.”
Remind you of anyone?
