I think you need to take it back. Say “I ordered a coffee. Not an iced coffee flavored sugar drink”.

Clearly the indepentanly owned coffee shop has given you something more akin to a tradh starbucks drink.

Mistakes were made.

Dear Europe. Please take me in. Do you have any English speaking countries? Your laws seem to be geared towards benefiting people. Not tyrants and corporations.

Needs another 6 pack.

April

Beebop

Rocksteady

Krang

And 2 foot soldiers.

The Americans DID punish fascism severely. My grandfather stormed the beaches on D-Day. He lost his best friend from grade school. They were barely out of high school.

As for the Americans of today? I don’t consider maga to be American. Just like I don’t consider confederates to be Americans.

Glad it was already said, and by an actual German no less!

I was going to say “If I know Germans, they’re not happy. They’d rather leave fascism in the past and not have it exist anywhere. Also, whatever new government exists in the future, they’d like it to be really efficient, but also have triplicate paperwork. Which is somehow filled out easier than most single sheet forms.”

But then you came in, and summed up everything I was going to say.

Basically, when you spank someone the natural instinct is to tense up. By tensing up you make the spank less impactful and hurt less.

By putting the ginger root in her ass, it burns from inside. By tensing up, she makes it burn much more. By staying relaxed it burns less.

So it puts her in a situation where if she tenses, it burns. If she stays relaxed the spanks hurt much more.

It’s called “figging”.

This prompted me to think “What is my most vile thought?”

And I guess it’s sexual fetishes. But even with that, even though I’m doing horribly mean things to/with women, and putting them through absolute punishment, I’m still getting consent first.

That being said, why is it so hard to ask to find a woman who will let me tie them to my bed naked, put a ginger root in their mouth, and tell them if they drop it, I’ll carve it into a dildo, shove in their ass, and spank them? Then to make sure that happens, I tickle their feet.

See? Totally vile, and evil, and sadistic…but they have a safeword and give consent first! I’m not a monster.

I remember when I was a kid, and I said Raphiel was the coolest Ninja Turtle. And everybody else said Michelangelo.

I was told I was wrong because otherwise it would mean everyone else was wrong.

I said “Then everyone else is wrong together. Just like when they cancelled PeeWee’s Playhouse.”

I’m now 41, and still stand by both statements. Everyone can be wrong together.

Pizza.

You basically just described the creation (yes, creation) of AIDS in thr 80s, with gay people being targeted.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Easy there. You’re missing the most important part.

…laws don’t matter to maga.

Hold please, while I give you my genuine surprised reaction…

prepares

isn’t surprised.

Huh. Guess I wasn’t surprised after all.

Ok, sure. But I’ll also say this. I don’t know anyone who watches multiple news outlets. I also don’t know of any singular news source that’s accurate and unbiased.

What I found used to work for getting the bigger picture is going on reddit’s news subs.

Thousands of people, all posting from various sources, with a comments section that isn’t biased towards one direction (though they do lean more left historically, but not always).

Then I got banned from reddit by a bot that never made sense, as the comments I was banned for weren’t even controversial.

And Lemmy just doesn’t have the pure numbers to do that sort of thing. Which is sad, because being decentralized is the whole point here.

The end result is, I feel my news is incomplete, and often untrustworthy.

So yes, those people chose the wrong source for news. But at the same time, there really isn’t a decent singular source either.

Now seems like as good of a time as ever to say this. I have in the past always said that in 1930s/1940s Germany the average German may have or may not have supported the nazis. I have also said that the average German may have or may not have known about concentration camps.

Without the internet, those citizens never had a voice. And it was all too easy for the nazis to round up opposition, and take them to camps.

I have always had people argue me that couldn’t happen. That all Germans at that time knew, and supported it. Then they call me a holocaust denier. Which never made any sense to me. I never said it didn’t happen.

Point is, without the internet, todays modern american would not have a voice. It would seem like we ALL support maga. We don’t. However, there are large portions of americans who think of cops as the good guys. There are people who argue that police don’t abuse their power. Simply because their media never tells them about it. Not because they support police brutality, but rather because they believe Rodney King was a single incident.

These same people think you’re crazy if you tell them what ICE has been doing, or that we’ve already turned into a nazi state.

So I’ll say it again. The nazis took full power. They never had full support. Maga doesn’t have full support. Get your voice out there. Fight maga regardless of what nation you live in, just as your grandparents fought nazis regardless of what nation they lived in.

And now it’s time for some personal messages.

Pierre says hello.

Holy shit. I’m just now finding out about this. Otherwise I’d have pet that dog all day when it was still alive.

God damn russia! A few weeks ago you hit 1 million. Now I see you tacked 32k more on. What, are you shooting for 2 million??? This isn’t like a youtube subscribers list. These are human lives, and you’re throwing them away as if they were as useless as a blockbuster membership card.

As a moderator of fuck_ai, I’m against all ai existing. As a human being with a functional brain, I’m against cybertrucks existing.

So I’m torn.

It’s why fighting fascism is like losing weight, you can’t reach a goal and stop giving a fuck, it’s a lifestyle.

Can confirm. 330lbs I said “I’ll reach 320.”

At 320 I said I’ll reach 310.

At 310 I said 300.

At 300 I said 290.

Then 280.

Then 270.

Then 260.

Then 250.

Then 240.

I went back up to 250. Oh no no no no no. Fuck that shit. I’m going to see 240. And when I do, it’ll set my sights on 230.

And when I see 230, I will hug someone. Because that will be 100lb.

Which means I’ll look to 220.

And then 210.

And 200.

I don’t know where my weight loss journey ends. I don’t know when I’ll feel at a healthy weight.

I just know I hope my journey brings me to a day when I get to punch a nazi.

Because nazi lives DON’T matter!

Aren’t you guys glad that we dismantled government regulation of businesses long ago? Now we get cars that are racist! Yaaaaaay!

clears throat

blows up a cybertruck

…I don’t understand. How do you not inhale her fur when she places her butthole right on your lips as you fall asleep?

…what? Is my cat the ONLY one who does this???