I dont get it. There was never snow in my asshole???
Not with that attitude
All we need is a toboggan, a funnel, a couple shots of fireball, safety goggles, and a positive mental attitude.
Friend of mine used to work for a 24-hour big box store in Michigan. He was working an evening shift after a big snow dump when two college kids came through his lane with trash bags, a container of vaseline, and a bottle of vodka. They didn’t even spring for the goggles!
Sigh Kids… Always wear PPE. A dirty snowball to the eye is no joke.
At least bring lunch trays and goggles, boys. Busted tailbones are no joke
Nor this altitude
fair enough
Snow in my asshole? In this economy??
The ploughs must have been out
I love getting my colon plowed
How many times do I need to ask you to stop posting my grindr profile on social media?
It’s ribbed for your pleasure
Is this colonialism?
How are you supposed to know the cleanliness of your colon?
So my partner literally had a colonoscopy this week.
I don’t know how to do spoiler tags and they often don’t work on my app anyway so WARNING: GROSS.
You drink a special laxative and chew these special pills to empty everything out and, critically, you know when you’re clean when your poop comes out identical to pee. Translucent yellow liquid. The instructions have a color chart and everything.
My elderly neighbor doesn’t exactly follow rules. She had a colonoscopy earlier this year. They sent her home because she “wasn’t clean.” She had to repeat the process later, and I can’t imagine she was a Sunny Country Road, but they at least completed the exam that time. I am still mortified for her, my first colonoscopy was last year, I spent a full day on the toilet prepping. Nearly slept in the bathtub.
You dont need to know yourself, just follow the instructions the doctor gives you before the procedure. Usually fasting, maybe a rinse.
Hang them on the fence inside out and hose them down with a garden hose.
I mean, it’s not the first option I’d go with but it is certainly one of the ideas I’ve ever heard
Sometimes they send entirely inadequate instructions you know aren’t going to work and then you have to go more than once. That’s a pain in the ass.
To be fair, even going one time will be a pain the ass. Returning a second time will be another pain in the ass.
how do I know if I did a good job or not though? Do I just gotta trust that I followed the instructions correctly?
I’m just sayin give me a lil camera so I can check.
Oh… you will know, because you will only be shitting clear liquid, every 30-90 minutes half way through the protocol.
The graphic is urging a patient to actually do the required prep. The prep cleans you out.
Just get a bag of that road de-icing salt
And, it’s fucking fascinating. Don’t get sedated, watch the weirdness!
Huh. They didn’t give my partner a choice when they got a colonoscopy.
Is there a hosepipe adapter for your bum? Asking for a friend.
DO NOT USE A PRESSURE WASHER
Do you want the one shaped like a dildo or is classic butt plug okay?
douche hose adapters exists
That analogy is spot on. Everyone knows how light one feels after the first post-coffee morning dump.
Almost heaven?
West Virginia?
