hell yeah who wants head?

I raised myself :3

I think it’s meant to be a top bragging “I make that bottom text [me]” but then they fucked up the formatting

yeah I don’t care for modern WoW :3 I only ever play vanilla and TBC. I know it can get sweaty at the top though, I spent way too many years stressing about my DPS on mythic server firsts back in Legion.

It’s more like…would you call yourself a fan of Japanese food if the only Japanese food you ever ate was sushi?

Videogames are a very mainstream medium, but it seems like anyone who plays them still considers themselves a gamer. Is my mom a gamer because she plays Candy Crush on her phone? At a certain point it became a hobby that anyone can enjoy, and the label of gamer is now more used for people who play a lot of games.

damn that’s cool I’m just a regular bottom

for whatever reason, the interview took place in a barn. I think part of Trump’s tactics is to take interviews in the most insane places possible

Been stuck in the muck of online dating recently. I don’t wanna be like “these are signs of a fake gamer” but there’s so, so many people who put in their profile how they’re a huge gamer and then in the same line talk about how they play Marvel Rivals and an extraction shooter without mentioning any other games.

I guess it makes it easy to filter them?

it’s more like a state of mind so yes :3

Moriarty The Patriot: genuinely blows my mind that this one isn’t more well known. Sherlock yaoi + murdering rich bastards feels like such a slam dunk, and despite delivering plenty on both I don’t think I’ve ever seen a thing about this anime.

Blood Blockade Battlefront: This one is honestly just okay, but the animation is solid and the VAs have some pedigree. Idk if it just came out at a bad time or if people didn’t vibe with some of the episode plots, but it always surprised me that it only managed two seasons and then kinda faded out completely.

Honestly, I don’t see playing healer as a responsibility. It’s very rare for things to actually be my fault. A DPS can do insufficient damage, or stand in fire, or mismanage their aggro. A tank can do all sorts of things wrong, pulling too fast, pulling too slow, skipping too many packs, not skipping enough packs, it feels like people bitch about a tank’s performance no matter what.

Meanwhile I just pump heals into the tank and occasionally HoT a DPS, maybe pop a cooldown if things look spooky. It’s very zen. Then, people praise me for keeping everyone alive even though I was high the whole time and just vibing with my music.

It’s all I ever wanted; more Dragon’s Dogma 2. I guess the QoL changes are cool too.

okay but hear me out, live-action Powerpuff Girls and HIM is played by Tim Curry and also they make the movie 10 years ago when it would’ve still had some cultural relevance.

god Aki Toyosaki’s delivery of these lines lives rent free in my head.

It’s a very stupid anime until it suddenly isn’t, but her performance makes it always worth watching.

please go back to sleep

The historians should be happy, we’re making new history for them. In 800 years it’ll be crazy cool

Hellsing Ultimate isn’t even really doing very much original worldbuilding. It retreads Helsing (2001) but adds Nazis and Klansmen. Yeah really incredible work.

but wait, what does this mean for when I’m getting a handjob from a man?

Wouldn’t the issue be that the message of the prequels was too muddied and not understood by general audiences? Like I feel Lucas really did try and put together a story about how fascism can flourish in the face of weak liberalism, democracy dying in thunderous applause, etc but it didn’t quite land because almost all the dialogue was written by an alien.

vinagrette femboy? doesn’t sound very tasty