Yeah, iirc it started as a tip for getting them in baths. Peanut butter on the bathroom wall where they can lick it. Then the “Internet made it fucky” alarm went off.
That’s an old urban legend, a surprise party waiting for a woman in the bottom living area of her split-level house, she thinks she’s alone and comes down in a sheer negligee with her little dog tucked under one arm and a jar of peanut butter under the other.
Obviously fake but I remember that story from way back
so what is this other way ?
The comments below seem to have converged on wolfsbane but I feel like there must be some kind of dirty joke whooshing over our heads…
Could be a peanut butter joke too.
As in dogs like to eat peanut butter?
Yeah, iirc it started as a tip for getting them in baths. Peanut butter on the bathroom wall where they can lick it. Then the “Internet made it fucky” alarm went off.
That’s an old urban legend, a surprise party waiting for a woman in the bottom living area of her split-level house, she thinks she’s alone and comes down in a sheer negligee with her little dog tucked under one arm and a jar of peanut butter under the other.
Obviously fake but I remember that story from way back
Ahh, I hadn’t heard that exact one, but it makes sense.
yes this is my feeling as well but I have no idea what the specifics are
Seduce the Werewolf?
Somehow I don’t think it would work? Or that it would let you live afterwards? But maybe.
Kind of a Caleb Meyer situation.
as plainly as possible: fucking the werewolf
Like they do in the romantasy novels.
roman fantasy writers had werewolves as a concept?
sure. fuck it. let’s go with that. the hot new tiktok trend is reading books from the roman empire now.