Trump reminds me of the primitive alien lobsters in “Songs of Distant Earth” by Arthur Clarke. At some point they’re found to appreciate human-made shiny trinkets and even wear them as bracelets and shit.

alright, not familiar with that. Thanks for sharing

the parody never ends

how come? are you handicapped? me, I’ve got a tendon problem in my wrist and I can’t hold a mouse for very long without experiencing intense pain. But writing is fine

I sounds super nice and (from where I’m standing) not very gendered imho

Alright

There’s a few of them but this one looked deliciously old

sigh okay…

https://howmuchismypoo.com/

👍🏼 Indeed. I was going by this passage from the Wikipedia article

Block letters may also be used as to refer to block capitals, which means writing in all capital letters or in large and small capital letters

But at this point why not join the letters then? it seems like an unnecessary hurdle

aha ! Ok I see. So the person above uses small print letters the same way they appear on a computer screen? wouldn’t this be super inconvenient and slow?

I had to look this up…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursive

Wikipedia mentions “in contrast to block letters”, which seems to be essentially all caps. Is that how you usually write? in all caps?

I gots me a bookworm. Close enough !

this cat lives with no regrets

good lord

Holy shit, the Penrose Process !

Yea I second that. Unless you’re cornered in a dead end like in the movies, running is bound to help.

why the dildo gotta be black ?

I entered the article fully ready to learn something, but quickly realized this guy doesn’t know what is going on around him

yea… it’s supposed to be “nut juice”

Child of low social standing born with a mysterious sign, sounds like every Chosen One™ story. But I haven’t read those in particular so maybe there’s a reference I’m not seeing