Svinkels can be fun, here’s le morceau que tu connais déjà

“Caramboles” is what we call them in french, but not sure how else they might be called throughout the world… I live in Mayotte, in the Mozambique channel

oooohhh so handsome ! SO handsome !!

Tiny hairy women in heels are my favourite but really all flavors are nice

yea that’s more my reading AND experience

Everything is expensive around here so I mostly buy what grows locally or what comes from Madagascar/SA/Réunion… we’re at the end of lychee season now but we’ve been having about a kilo a day for the past month. It’s reasonably cheap for what it is, between 4 and 7e/kg. Mangoes are ending also, haven’t had so many this year. I made juice from carambolas the other day. I gotta say I’m guilty of falling for a pastry once in a while, but luckily my wife like to bake so I know what I’m having is reasonably healthy. I must rank low on this sad scale, I guess.

Holy shit, risky move. But what did that mean ? “sex 141” ?

My mom and I saw this film together when I was a kid, it starred Sean Connery… “Five Days One Summer” (1982). The french dub. At one point they’re climbing (the entire film is set in the Alps iirc) and the woman asks the man “what do we do with the picks?” and the man responds “we leave 'em” and this moment has such an uncanny vibe because the decision is rather inconsequential but both lines are acted with considerable pathos. So whenever my mom or I need to express that we’re not taking something with us -whatever it is- we go “we leave 'em” in the most theatrical tone. That’s as private as jokes go, nobody even notices

BEER IS BEER !!

Yea it does have a slow pacing. I personally chose to go all in, and was able to appreciate the pace after all. Maybe with a little J

Fuck anything glorifying this dipshit

it’s “look at me !! …I don’t need you ! … … look at meeeeee”

When Waltz calls to defend his state, this is when it starts being official. This is the casus belli they’re forcing the people into

I saw xkcd 979, the name DenverCoder came to mind immediately

call me pavlov

ngl I was expecting something waaay more perverse. Maybe I just have issues

Comme quoi le boycott ! allez !

thank you that’s helpful

yes, I’ve had to install extensions to add basic things, and some said they were compatible but in fact weren’t… it was complicated

I can’t picture this do you hapoen to have a video ??

Hey happy birthday. One that comes to mind is a few years ago at a friend’s place, really neat place at the top of a centuries-old stone building in southern France. We smoke a fat spliff and somehow we get to talking about my friend’s job, which is botanist. He mentions he owns a binocular lens (like a microscope, but less magnifying, meant for observing plant matter), and we decide to take a look at the weed ! so we gather around his little desk which is on a suspended platform above/overseeing the living room, and we look at the weed : it’s fantastic. All shiny, glistening…, trichomes become giant claws of ice covering the leaves… it’s like peeking into a small, strange world.
I have an idea : what if I tried to film this ? I try adjusting my phone’s camera through the eyepiece and sure enough it works -but there’s some weird parallax going on when I shift the camera slightly to one side or the other… it moves the round frame around the piece of weed we’re focusing on and it looks uncannily like a helicopter light moving over a wood at night, looking for an escapee or something. So in my best megaphone voice I go “get out of this weed, we have you surrounded!” and we laugh like dorks

Good memory…