Remember, no matter what kind of male you are, you are a twink with
(where the fuck is the pol face emoji? I was sure we had one)
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They left off ligma males smh
what’s that
ligma balls
dint know we had this emote
I’m glad we do
gottem
im busy
Smh this is why we need to organize. Teamwork makes the dream work!
iirc the pol face emoji was removed because it was too body shamey
Ahhh I see. I was like
Stuff like this is why this is a goodass website, we love to see it.
people who are mad about loss of the polface emoji
dawg it’s a characterization from 4chan, it’s a few steps away from being that one anti-semitic black and white drawing
The polface one is from leftypol, which also sucks but is not 4chan
I don’t give a shit dawg, shitty depictions of people are shitty weather it’s from Leftists who say the n-word or right wingers or who say the n-word
I haven’t seen anyone say otherwise in this thread
Wait, didn’t we have :pol-potter: which was Pol Pot with a lighting bolt scar? Am I delusional?
that’s pretty funny but I don’t remember it
I laughed at the ad for “The Womanizer’s Secret to Bedroom Domination” in that thread. Like, if you want the real secret to dating cis-het women, it’s not to be found in any content by-and-for cis-het men. It’s smutty romance novels, especially the ones your partner or dating pool are reading.
yeah right. i’ll stick with my 8 Week Insatiable Jackhammer™ Workout and Nutritional-HGH Program, developed by Rex Van Jungle a 4th generation Special Forces trainer who is on death row at Corcoran for executing his entire family with wrestling moves.
It bothers me immensely that delta comes before gamma in this picture, and that omega comes before sigma. Like I’m not going to pretend that I know the entire order of the Greek alphabet, but come on, it’s alpha beta gamma delta, and the last letter is omega.
“I am the alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end” is a pretty well known phrase. Even my atheist ass knows it
I am the stone that the builder refused, I am the visual
No, I’m A Pimp Named Slickback
Slickback? That’s what I said.
I am alpha and omega
I am Nintendo, Sega
I am Babylon, Iraq
I’m Hackney after dark\
It also bothers me that trans isn’t there after omega, but that’s why it’s in the dunk tank
ShrigmaLigma males stay winning
what’s that
A rare disease that took the life of fortnite streamer “Ninja”
Is this Omegaverse content?
I wish
Theta males are always looking for an angle on things, and lambda males are always on another wavelength
Can they start using letters from other alphabets once the Greek one is exhausted?
Tsade male is a deranged Zionist.
Ge male is a gopnik.
Ay male has a complex about being so close but yet so far from being an alpha male.
E male is a cringey weeb.
Ng male always has the sniffles, he insists it’s hayfever but it’s now the middle of winter and it still hasn’t abated and you’ve started worrying that maybe it’s an air pollution thing.
I’m pretty sure every syllable of the iroha plus male equals cringey weeb
I am the Omega-man. I have relationship problems with vampires.
Hi
how is this not astrology
How is it not
? You decline in “social status” until Sigma male and all the sudden you’re on par with the Alphas.Astrology is actually based on a system. This isn’t based on anything. I can just decide I’m a sigma one day and then I am. There’s actually a method behind astrology, natal charts and horoscopes, even if much of it is bullshit. There’s nothing underlying this.
Astrology is a tool for self-reflection and the people that believe in this have never experienced a thought in their lives
There is only one symbol that accurately conveys what type of male I am
spoiler
blair witch male
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Wait, nitter works again?
It’s a different instance that’s still up, I think
It was supposedly killed off in January, but something necromantic seems to have happened since.
Lost some brain cells reading that, lol
Since when is Peter Parker lacking social skills? His whole schtick is being the lovable, witty nerd. Maybe the Toby portrayal?
I also like how the “beta males” are the ones that end up in happy relationships by the end, for being absolutely solid die-hard loyal friends.
Is it wrong to say that gamma male can get it
many have said that of Kurt Cobain
It me
