Wife and I got one past her IUD, 11 years old now :). Be careful.
Slightly valid humblebrag
My usual talk during check ups:
Are you currently sexually active?
Yes.
Are you trying to get pregnant, or any chance of a pregnancy?
No.
What method of contraception are you using?
Sex reassignment surgery.
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Hmmm, if I insert it up my butt will I stop farting?
Busting out the Lisa Frank! Congrats on surviving insertion because Jesus fucking Christ that shit hurts. I had to have mine taken out because it kept poking me, hope you don’t have that issue!
My SIL was on an IUD, like 17 years ago or so. I remember because my nephew is getting his drivers license soon.
(They aren’t infallible)
Wow she’s the .1% of the .1%. When it does fail the vast majority of pregnancies are non-viable ectopic. So your nephew really beat the odds
They can just fall out or migrate too.
True, still they are 99.8% to 99.9% effective depending on the kind. Insane odds, since it was so close to insertion there must have been some kind of mistake during insertion
I gave birth once. Would rather never experience that hell again.
I only had one kid so I’m half assing my contribution.
Me and my exes first wife had 3 kids with him, so I feel like we’re 3 for 3, just replacement population. No growth.
Yeah same here and feel similarly, still contributing, just less.
I think you’re statistically 60% of the way there?
Wait. No more periods?! Is that an expected side effect of an IUD? :o
Yes, but that only applies to hormonal IUDs, not copper ones.
That’s why you don’t buy copper from Ea-nāṣir.
I paid £400 for the snip but save so much not paying a fortune raising children.
Best investment I have ever made.
I paid £400 for the snip
Why? “£” suggests you’re in the UK. It’s free in the UK, unless you don’t want to wait a few months.
the shears were cheap but he spent a fortune on bandaids
I thought it’s like £4k for a bilateral orchiectomy?
Just snipping the tubes, not yanking the boys out.
I want the boys yanked out of me… :(
that really, truly is how it feels after some good oral!
Unlimited creampies on offer and you’re still talking about oral!?
oh like this is the first time I’ve heard “wherever you want”
it wasn’t an immaculate conception that time!
