I did it???
Im so offended that im not
I know! Everyone else is!
Am I not enough? 😔
You’re Kenough
You’re too good for the list
Here I’ll help get you on.
Your point is valid, Facisim is shit innit.
Same, mainly because I do the things that were said to be what got people on the list.
I have mostly avoided the politics and news communities for what feels like a year or so and must not have ended up on their radar.
I’m too lazy to check if I’m on the list but I wouldn’t mind being on it. Anyway fascists can go suck a dick.
I think I figured it out. Few months ago I made a Charlie Kirk meme and dude probably saw it and got emotions.
I read the little manifesto he wrote yesterday. Dude legitimately believes half of us in the regex are alt accounts for one guy.
That’s not fair. I’ve posted this pic of Charlie Kirk at the World Cup and I didn’t get a block.
Oh no it’s me, I definitely have the free time to post leftist shitposts on 500+ accounts. Sorry for all the confusion
Bake him away, toys.
Yeah you lousy communists on state welfare are doing all this bot propaganda too!!! And you personally made the weather hotter by burning farts we know it !!! (/S)
i didn’t burn them, they went in my mouth!
edit wait fuck
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Is that what its from, dunking on a dead nazi? That fits.
I made this like right after it happened.
These are to die for!!
They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!Seriously addictive too, just one and you’ll be hooked for life…
My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was “…gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff”, then slumped in his chair.
I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth?How it feels to chew 5 gum
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wait, I am in the regex list because I am an alt account? who’s the original me?
Im not an alt you guys are
Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!
But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
Anyways, the dev knows it, ‘we’ know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.Well it’s either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.
To prove
our…wait, no, my point thenweI’m going to write a random sentence and then I’m going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
I’m a teapot short and stout. Here’s my handle, here’s my ______Sinuous tea dispensing orifice.
Dammit i was JUST about to comment that
It means “people who hurt the devs sensitive feelings” whether or not there was any interaction.
That’s not a jab, it’s what happened.
One time you turned me into a newt. That was kind of fucked up.
You got better, I assume
Not at all. :/
Maybe said one of the naughty words on the block list like “fuck” or “perchance” one too many times.
it makes sense, you can’t just say “perchance”
Fucking perchance. Perhaps even.
Mayhaps
To fuck: perchance to cum: ay, there’s the rub; For in that fuck of seconds what cum may come.
Hehehehehhe rub
Beautiful. I love poetry, thats William Blake right?
Half right, and that’s good enough!
Probably not the first one or I’d be on it fo-sho
Fucking shit, you’d think I’d have been on there if it was for that, it’s my worst god damned habit.
Were you eating seeds as a pastime activity?
Sounds like a pastime paradise…until coolio took it
I have no idea what Tesseract even is but Im on the list.
Same! I barely have a few posts on lemmy up to this point, what gives :D
Hmm could be because i referenced Trump as “Mango Mussolini” in one comment? :D
Ooooh turns it out I’m on it!
Though to be fair I’ve probably said something to upset every single political faction, including ones I mostly agree with
How do you even find out?
Thank you, how do I get banned? I’m feeling left out…
Don’t worry! You’re a good troll! Youu are worthy! You being not on this list just proves you didn’t upset those people. But I trust in you, and I believe you have, and you will, make many other people upset! Keep up with the bad work!
❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳
You just gotta have morally correct opinions. Source: I’m blocked.
Same, not on it either.
All right, here goes: The tesseract developers are pettifoggers! (Don’t report me.)
I’m on it, Line 2551.
What is this?
Tesseact is a client app which apparently had this blocklist hiding in it
I’m on it! This is exciting because I wasn’t on the OG list.
Nice, I’m on it, too. Thanks for letting me know.
Feels good manI bet it was the fish that got me on the list.
Admiral Patrick is just huffing too much dead internet theory
Lol same
That the captain part of you pseudo, remind him of a bad separation with a ship captain, or something like that. Can’t know with this kind of people.
Maybe the admiral suspects all captains are pirates…
No, really?? MAN I feel left out.
Yeah I’m surprised you’re not on there.
Like I have some ideas, my current theory is that I definitely haven’t shown sympathy to Charlie Kirk or that united Healthcare ceo.
That said, I get the feeling the list is heavily arbitrary.
I don’t know what I said but I hope it was some of the vile shit I was spewing about Mitch McConnell. That would just make it sweeter.
I have no idea what Tesseract is
It’s a frontend for lemmy, and it had a secret block list. Generally made of people who held such extreme and toxic positions like “fascism is bad” or “rich people shouldn’t be rich when other people are starving”
whuh? why does a front-end have the ‘permission’ to block users? shouldn’t that fall to the instance instead?
And that, you see, is the crux of everybody’s objection to it.
That and how it was done.
Well from what i know it’s not really blocked, the targetted users and communities get their content either not displayed, either as an error message. They’re technically there, not blocked, but the frontend chooses to hide them.
Yeah it doesn’t need “permission” in the traditional social media sense, that’s the thing. Dude just made it so the things or people he didn’t like caused “error messages.” And yeah it really should have to be the instance that blocks things, that’s what everybody’s pissed about.
My guess is that the blocking is done client-side.
Apparently it also includes opinions such as, “penguins are cool,” and “check out this silly knife.”
Well you’re obviously trying to rile people up with those statements.
Your knives ain’t silly, they’re cool af
At just a quick glance, I don’t see my account listed but my username is in the regex. lol
I’m the same. I think you’re blocked if either is true
That’s correct. The regex based blocking will block the username on any instance
Or “animals don’t deserve to be put in death camps”
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