𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?message-squaremessage-square409linkfedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down19
arrow-up1242arrow-down1message-squareIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square409linkfedilink
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72arrow-down4·1 month agoHow likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there. Good God I’m shallow sometimes…
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up94·edit-21 month ago“This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody.”
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoIt was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month ago“Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait… is that a negative sign?!”
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoRecency of last wank would be an interesting one
minus-squareapplebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agofriend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoMy first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing
minus-squarelonefighter@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoThat’s useless, I already know the answer, it’s “not at all”
minus-squareHerbGrower@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·30 days agoHow willingly would they put up with me for a while?
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoIt’s more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoOh shit, I didn’t think of romantic compatibility.
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoman its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.
How likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there.
Good God I’m shallow sometimes…
“This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody.”
Laughs in ugly
It was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.
“Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait… is that a negative sign?!”
Recency of last wank would be an interesting one
friend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero
My first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing
That’s useless, I already know the answer, it’s “not at all”
How willingly would they put up with me for a while?
It’s more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.
Oh shit, I didn’t think of romantic compatibility.
man its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.