CEO’s wage should be capped to a Max multiple of the lowest paid worker. 10x, 20x,etc but still tied to their workers. If they want more money, pay the workers more.

Freudian slip: where you mean one thing but say your mother instead.

No, I haven’t. Seems like a decent enough author. Give it a try and see if you like them. Get a library card and try a variety of authors to see who you like.

Nah, they’re still around in my area. They’re great, I just wish they didn’t change the spout, much harder to wrap your lips around and get a good seal now.

What the hell, I didn’t even see the weird dog-cat hybrid he’s riding at first. I was thrown off by the squirrel and fish accessories.

Janimated image format.

It’s an older reference, but it checks out.

Clearly your suffering is all according to his plan.

What’s tators, precious?

Woah, Australian cat.

tu viens de te faire un ennemi à vie !

For horror, Stephen King is one of the best. Start with something shorter of his, a short novel, or one of his collections of short stories. His longer novels are great too, but his short stories are where he really shines.

A couple of my favourites are:

1408

The man in the black suit

Pet Cemetery

The raft.

The cycle of the werewolf.

Happy reading!

Edit: for mystery I enjoyed Six Wakes by Muir Lafferty, a SciFi murder mystery on a spaceship. I also enjoyed Agatha Christie’s Hercule Poirot stories, they’re fairly simple and easy to read.

Turns out Alexander was just an adrenaline junkie.

“Leeeeeeeeeeerooooooy Jeeeeeenkins!”

God damn, who brings a vuvuzela to battle?

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

Shh, don’t jinx it.

That’s a lot of red rocket.