Persimmon tree dad go on Chapo.
Bears rule
Twinks, muscle queens, and smooth beardless chubs are equally valid.
what about really hairy small guys?
Koalas?
Yes, otters are perfectly valid too.
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Damn right they do
He was more a chub than a bear, but I once dated a dad from Fukui, so this kind of makes sense to me. I’m not sure how fond he was of persimmons though.
To be fair there is much of a difference between bears and dads
They both let down the majority of Chicagoans.
Dads rock
Let it be known that this prefecture in Japan has a bear sighting website.
fedposting
Female Body Inspector
Foraging Bear Inspector
Quite possible this was done on purpose both as a reference and because it sounds nice.
I’ve never eaten a persimmon, but I would totally do this if I could
The less fun aspect of this news is that it’s been unseasonably warm in Japan this year (as high as 25 celcius in Tokyo last week). There’s been an uptick in bear activity and it may be that their hybernation cycles have been thrown off.
(gay bear voice) “look at all these cute persimmons! yum”
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