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hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

They gave me a hate name – Eve Fartlow.

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They gave me a hate name – Eve Fartlow.

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • BeamBrain [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The best part of sticking her with the nickname Eve Fartlow is that she can’t complain about it without sounding ridiculous

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      It’s so fucking juvenile and stupid that even being mad about it sounds absurd. Honestly the perfect nickname for bullying.

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        It’s like having a Twitter feud with a 4 year old and losing

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    No one cared who I was until I reverberated the ass.

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      If I pull that finger, will you die?

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        it would be extremely stinky… for you

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      :michael-laugh:

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      You’re laughing. People are making fart jokes at the Zionist and you’re laughing.

  • thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    they fart low, we fart high

    • BigHaas [he/him]@hexbear.netBanned
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      I like to squat when I fart so I fart low unfortunately

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    She’s still bent out of shape over Fartlow.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Might be the most successful insult since that guy calling Brett Stephens a bedbug.

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        The beadbug tweet got the literal president of the US involved, lmao. The Chapo segment on that situation was also great.

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        Rofl thank you for reminding me of this. A fucking bedbug

        I bet he’s been frothingfash this whole month.

        Rofl this parody account still exists https://x.com/BretStephen_NYT

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3XokuiujY8 chapo bit on it with matt felix virgil

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    free-palestine

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      Another Slammer classic.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I never backed down.

    But…

    Who can reply?

    Accounts @Eve_Barlow follows or mentioned can reply

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      Not backing down, not owned, not shrinking into a corncob

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        Cob Fartlow?

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      Cmon fartlow unlock your comments jeffa….we aint gonna jump you

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I forgot that her actual last name isn’t Fartlow michael-laugh

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      lmao yeah I was like who is this person name rings a bell but looks off.

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    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      SIS PLEASE

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    I was advocating to graduate her to a more wounding insult, like Eva Braunlow, assuming this had stopped hurting her.

    Dr Moreau crossed this woman with a goddamn glass frog.

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    absolutely what she was called in high school

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    You chose to eat beans. But I was born farting, molded by it.

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      the only good thing melon-musk run twitter did was adding the community notes feature

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    They fart low, we fart high!

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    IDK who this is but I’m curious on the factual nature of the allegedly fake incriminating tweets lmao

    • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Here you go!

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        Latino butt heat

        my stomach hurts and I think I need to lie down

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          Latinos are hot though

        • autismdragon [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          RIP Eddie Guerrero!!!

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          Lie on your left side to let the farts out

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        Latino Butt Heat

        Good fusion buttrock title, intensely weird thing to care about otherwise

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        deleted by creator

        • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Oh yeah it’s definitely fake

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      She’s the most hilarious, ridiculous Zionist. She’s the origin of the free-palestine meme. Truly deranged and unserious.

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    IT’S REAL

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