The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that’s not good for your luck.
Shove it up your ass.
And mine.
At a medium pace.
Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me… Whack off
See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS
Move it in and out at a medium pace
I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol
I hope this will help redeem your regretful decision.
Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!
Pretend I’m the pizza guy… and watch me whack off.
For good luck right? Right? It’s not gay if it’s for good luck? Right?
Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.
And then spend it
Put your fist down flip it and reverse it
Isyerr herpa flippa-flapjack
Well, I know when I’m not needed.
And yet you’re here… And so am I. Wait… Fuck.
Best roommates.
Historians say these two were almost like sisters.
I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again.
Masterclass in how to say “ass-to-ass” without actually saying it.
Ass to ass.
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Now that I think about it, is she happy? Is she traumatised? Is she regretting? Is she laughing at the absurdity of it all?
The best kind of acting is where the face puts all kinds of emotions into one expression, making it too ambiguous to tell what the character really feels.
Pretty sure she’s high. She prostituted herself to get heroin.
I think you are right but they fucked up her pupils if thats the case.
Lesbian Sisyphus
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I’m familiar with the move on the left, but the right hand looks like an Obama speech gesture.
One in the hope, two in the change
hey I know that saying from somewhere… shocker!
Lesbian fist jab
Critical hit!
It’s called the Clinton thumb
Yes…we…can!
But should we?
absolutely
Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.
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I call it the torch holder.
Is that tiger sniffing her hair?
Cats do be like that
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So it is a clown car after all then.
So you’re saying it comes with clowns in it?
no, I think they’re saying clowns come in it.
NSFW, obv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6G4N_fM_90
That wasn’t nearly as NSFW as I hoped.
Yea but I thought I’d better put it just in case.
That’s what she said
That’s what they both said.
Lol its so floppy
Well, TIL
Talk about double-fisting…
Cute tiger PIC in the back there
Wonder if they got the elephant zoobooks
Its a whole collection. Wonder if they have them all.
What is that?
A tiger. It’s the biggest cat you can find.
Excuse me have you ever heard of a liger?
You don’t really find those so much as make them.
it’s a sex toy.
