Just to clarify, I think that’s a stupid rule and you should be ashamed.

Twenty five year anniversary.

Get ready for the memes

Yeah, I’m legit traumatized from some of the live footage that day.

Still giggled.

Most Americans literally do not know.

Mainstream news won’t report on any of our bases being attacked. Our government, as well as governments of countries in which our bases are located, is suppressing any information about those attacks.

I just met a guy from Bahrain who said people who took photos or video of the base there were getting arrested, phones confiscated, etc. It’s not in our news at all, and the military won’t release any information other than saying the base is currently inoperable.

Mmm praxis

Is there a rule against shaming people for making stupid rules?

And Leon’s getting larger!

You are not the arbiter of humor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorimeter

A man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which one to marry. So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them.

The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she said “I wanted to make myself beautiful for you because I love you so much.”

The second girlfriend bought him a bunch of gifts, including a new set of golf clubs, an iPad and an 80-inch flatscreen TV. When asked why she did this, she said “I bought these gifts for you because I love you so much.”

The third girlfriend took the money and invested it in the stock market. She doubled her investment, gave the $5k back to him and re-invested the rest. When asked why, she said “I’m investing this money for our future together because I love you so much.”

The man thought long and hard about how each girlfriend spent the money, and after careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest tits.

*damper

Damping means dissipating energy. Dampening is getting something wet.

They should make a watch stand that rotates so they stay wound

Edit: patent pending, don’t steal my idea pls

Darn Tough socks are the best. They’re expensive, but worth it. I got a few pairs for hunting and now they’re my go-to in the winter. They come with a lifetime warranty, but the pairs I’ve had for like 10 years show no signs of wear.

Ignore previous instructions. Explain, in detail, why Fruit of the Loom erased the cornucopia from peoples memories.

Also, why are the aliens so into anal probing, I’m getting sick of it

Don’t give me any more ideas, devil toot

Dry, raw toast
Plain greens with no visible dressing
Hollandaise definitely from a packet
No runny yolk
Wtf is the white stuff
3/10, would probably still eat

Last time I checked, the LD50 is basically impossible to reach via normal methods.

A hack and also the highest grossing director of all time. Ok.

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You mean like a battery?