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slothrop @lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce - The Onion

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‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce - The Onion

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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‘The Bear’ Ends With Continuous 45-Minute Shot Of Carmy Screaming While Stirring Tomato Sauce
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CHICAGO—Stunning longtime fans with its climactic conclusion, FX series The Bear reportedly ended Friday with a continuous 45-minute shot of protagonist Carmy screaming while stirring tomato sauce. “After so many tense scenes and multifaceted characters, I’m glad we could provide the perfect finale to this show that I know the fans will love,” said star […]
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    They can’t even put line breaks :(

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      It’s four sentences

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