Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 hour agorolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwichlemmy.todayimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down13
arrow-up180arrow-down1imagerolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwichlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 hour agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agoI've boarded flights on percents you wouldn't go to the bathroom withlemmy.todayimagemessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1311arrow-down17
arrow-up1304arrow-down1imageI've boarded flights on percents you wouldn't go to the bathroom withlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square45linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 21 hours agoUnholy drink cloacalemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down113
arrow-up1128arrow-down1imageUnholy drink cloacalemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 hour agoMayonnaise is just sandwich lotionlemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down12
arrow-up113arrow-down1imageMayonnaise is just sandwich lotionlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 hour agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agoThe fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. You're vertical. Act like it.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1438arrow-down19
arrow-up1429arrow-down1imageThe fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. You're vertical. Act like it.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoreal sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormentedlemmy.todayimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down115
arrow-up146arrow-down1imagereal sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormentedlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agoIt's Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain Americalemmy.todayimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down110
arrow-up1129arrow-down1imageIt's Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain Americalemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoI'm new to succulents, is it supposed to try and hug me?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down11
arrow-up1113arrow-down1imageI'm new to succulents, is it supposed to try and hug me?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoour policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently islemmy.todayimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down10
arrow-up191arrow-down1imageour policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently islemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agoThe puritan modesty protecting sticker covering my takeout root beer's virgin hole didn't tear cleanlylemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down11
arrow-up159arrow-down1imageThe puritan modesty protecting sticker covering my takeout root beer's virgin hole didn't tear cleanlylemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agoPools are probably fine for urine, but probably not big enough for corpses.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down12
arrow-up1178arrow-down1imagePools are probably fine for urine, but probably not big enough for corpses.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agoIs this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer) teeth than he set out with?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down11
arrow-up1105arrow-down1imageIs this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer) teeth than he set out with?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoHm. Rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. lemmy.todayimagemessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up1211arrow-down10
arrow-up1211arrow-down1imageHm. Rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agoOfficer I swear to you, it was just a highly aggressive bowl of oatmeal.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down12
arrow-up187arrow-down1imageOfficer I swear to you, it was just a highly aggressive bowl of oatmeal.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agoAnyone else ever get a strongly-worded bible quote on their case of bell peppers?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down13
arrow-up153arrow-down1imageAnyone else ever get a strongly-worded bible quote on their case of bell peppers?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoOne trained falcon making 60 attack sorties a day can protect 100,000 solar panels from vengeful crows.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1225arrow-down18
arrow-up1217arrow-down1imageOne trained falcon making 60 attack sorties a day can protect 100,000 solar panels from vengeful crows.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square42linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agoNever heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down14
arrow-up112arrow-down1imageNever heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agoOh straight nathan you're so funny and straightlemmy.todayimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down16
arrow-up146arrow-down1imageOh straight nathan you're so funny and straightlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoIf I ever leave a message in blood, it'll be in cursive, thank youlemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down10
arrow-up1103arrow-down1imageIf I ever leave a message in blood, it'll be in cursive, thank youlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agoThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down15
arrow-up1200arrow-down1imageThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square52linkfedilink
