AI could be such a neat, useful thing. But nope, capitalists can’t help themselves. Gotta use it to grift the internet with low quality content and steal from artists.
AI could be such a neat, useful thing. But nope, capitalists can’t help themselves. Gotta use it to grift the internet with low quality content and steal from artists.
It seemed like it happened really quickly, too
One day I ask Chat GPT what Ray Liotta’s line from Goodfellas would be if he was made of goo, and it gives me “As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a goo monster that would swallow my enemies; a gangster of slime” and it’s hilarious.
The next, a bunch of copywriters are out of a job, academic papers have the rodent equivalent of the Sandy Cheeks picture, my dad is asking “the AI” for help wiring a high voltage circuit, and all of Facebook is a content trough delivering absolutely deranged images of Christ on a cross made of cheeseburgers to lead poisoned 70 year olds.
One of those images will become sentient and nuke us. A Gangster Spongebob on the cross with a giant dick will be the last thing many people see.
I Have No Mouth and I Must Generate Images of Nude Gangster SpongeBob Being Crucified
I want a remake of the 80s blob movie but have Joe Pesci do the voice of the blob as it melts people
Explaining Hard Takeoff to Americans “Imagine telling an AI to make burgers.”
It 100% was a conspiracy of a bunch of tech dweebs speaking to private equity and investment firms for mega funding+ crypto vermin that all deserve the worst punishment imaginable
I mean the “funny” part of AI is funny for all of like 5 minutes and then it gets boring as hell.