“Two questions: will the gun be loaded and will you still be in the room when I get it?”

I’ll be working starting at 5am and not done until prob 2am the next morning

Pathetic

More pathetic is the Dems won’t take this opportunity to Dunk on him.

And we’re gearing up for WW3. More blood money for Raytheon!

Of course, can’t keep doing the one thing that actually worked!

I fucking hate her

Voters SHOULD be extremely disillusioned over both parties. They are both materially supporting a genocide

Some people actually hand write these too. Old people love wasting their time doing this.

They don’t do it to everybody, just whoever is on their targets list. There’s a voter file with a “Dem Score” for each person based on voting history, party registration, and then a bunch of consumer data the DNC pays for. There’s a “turnout score” for estimating how likely people are to vote.

Typical GOTV universe starts by narrowing down to people between 50-70 on support and 70+ on turnout scores.

Congrats, OP! You’re on the GOTV list… enjoy getting harassed endlessly until you vote

WTF? I’m neurodiverse AF and I ain’t falling for this

Imagine the cuddles

Face down, ass up, that’s how I like My Precccccccious

I want that on my wall

You are more than the color of your skin

I’m having a great time with my Regidrago VStar engine, but Gardevoir is still my best deck.

Wait…

He’s only losing by 717,000 votes! EZ

Millions of non-voters that no one’s talked to in years:

Five Karens in the Austin suburbs that voted Trump and somehow not Cruz?

Democrats at the national level don’t actually oppose Republicans. Kamala keeps saying she wants bipartisanship and promises to appoint a Republican to her cabinet.

No matter who wins, we get Fascism! Yaay

The “safety” line is such bullshit. I don’t see armed Dems on the line at drag story hour events protecting against the 3%ers across the street. It’s leftists that actually show up. All these people do is throw $20 at Human Rights Campaign and go to brunch.