happybadger [he/him]
Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.
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72·5 days agoFollow-up question: Are you literally a baby in a diaper?
but I don’t see why I can’t also be proudly straight
Ignoring all the power dynamics reasons why this is nonsensical, what does straight pride look like to you? What exactly are you being denied in terms of self-expression or inclusion?
18·8 days agohttps://www.ourherald.com/articles/sudden-interest-in-unsung-office/
The deadline to file for candidacy in Vermont came and went in August, and no one had filed to put their name on the ballot for Orange County high bailiff. Now, however, two local individuals are imploring voters to write in their names.
The candidates are Tom Harty of Randolph and Christopher Helali of Vershire. The current high bailiff, Bob Worley, is not running for re-election.
This campaign is a trick. It’s such an obscure position that I don’t know if my state has an equivalent. The old one was retiring and it would have been unfilled if not for two write-in campaigns. I’m pretty sure this is his opponent (https://xcancel.com/tjharty) and it’s the only thing I can find from him, so his web presence ended in 2021. The ACP found a race where they had to get a handful of votes to become the royal swankeeper. When PSL or DSA do this, they target actual roles like city/state representatives. They could also run these little novelty campaigns to claim that they’re winning in every district in the country, but it wouldn’t be anything more than empty peacocking. ACP is the grifter LARP because this same guy ran for senate in 2022 and didn’t even appear on the ballot.
Eli Valley is a treasure from heaven.
I, a communist, am still alive.
Communism 1 Capitalism 0.
15·23 days agoX the everything app (formerly known as twitter)
24·25 days agoIt’s a reply to Musk, but it’s the top reply with way more likes/retweets than anything below it. He has left it up for almost a day.
It’s real and it didn’t even take two full years.
27·26 days agoWhy yes, my name is Dr. Jimothy Pennis. I pledge to vote for Donald Trump in exchange for money.
9·26 days agoLeast feral Israeli
10·26 days agoCum status?
30·26 days agoPalestinian children must Feel the Bern.
Lose a wife, gain a mountain lion taking up the same spot in your bed. Imagine how cool it’d be to cuddle with a mountain lion.
15·27 days agoCuno ain’t your removed removed removed removed fuckin’ removed removed removed removed
He could win if enough of us fucking VOTE.
But until then it’s a lap dog made of spaghetti.
man door
They really understate Mozart. My favourite scatalogical composition of his is “Lick My Ass Right Well and Clean” where he compares his ass to nicely buttered roast meat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mir_den_Arsch_fein_recht_schön_sauber
Super pretty choir piece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkNePP0DX1A