Old people like us need our apple slices so we dont spontaneously combust from vitamin deficiency.

Who doesn’t really tho

I’ll be honest, I’m of similar age and if my partner went “does the man want his appy slices”, there is no way I won’t go “fuck yeah this man wants his appy slices”

I’m not 30 yet but I have a feeling in 8 years I’ll still hustle on over if someone asked me if I want appy sices

As a man, if I’m offered some Appy slices, regardless of who is offering, you better believe I’m going to get me some fucking Appy slices.

Turtles are GOATed and chill as fuck

I’m not a tortoise nor am I 30 (just barely) and if you offer me appy slices I’m hustlin’ over, too.

🥹that’s adorable

I love tortoises. I’d love to rescue one when I can afford to.

I love how they just say work instead of zoo like every office just has a tortoise.