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KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前

“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC

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“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC

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KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 天前
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Sam Altman is not having a good couple of weeks; ever since he said OpenAI’s ram needs are more important than consumer electronics, the internet has been unforgiving. But one man has taken …
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    We could also save a lot of energy if we stopped using our brains, and instead have AI think for us.
    Did anyone ever think of that?

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      In fact, the AI data centers can better use that energy. If only there were some way we could capture the energy our body inefficiently generates and use it to help the data centers, almost like a battery.

      We could even feed back some of the energy we give to the data centers to put our minds at ease, perhaps by simulating a matrix of stimulus approximating, you know, the height of human civilization…

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        I’m thinking “late 90’s”

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        Granted, but only if the exit mechanism requires you to take estradiol.

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          Best I can give you is a payphone

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        Somebody should make a movie about that. 😋

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          Just one, though. It’s a great premise but I bet they’d try to make it a trilogy or something and just fuck it up.

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            But if those creators enlisted a bunch of other folks to make anime adaptions/extended stories, I bet that would be okay.

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              I bet that would be okay.

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              That dude running so hard he ran out of his own body and into the matrix. That still lives with me

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                That’s just what happens when you hit 88 miles per hour, unfortunately.

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            On revisit the trilogy isn’t that ass. It suffers from the first movie being like a genre and era defining masterpiece.

            It’s a bit like calling the dark knight trilogy ass because dark knight was so monumentally above and beyond the other 2

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              I made a rewatch somewhat recently, right before the 4th part was released. And honestly, I don’t even remember my impression. All I remember is some mix of a disappointment, but I had my expectations very low. Watching the 2nd and 3rd films in my childhood, I hated them, so worse (and somewhat complicated) they were in comparison to the 1st one. However, this time, being much older and all, I was surprised they’re not as ass as I remembered them. I’d call them ok, just good enough, but surely worse than the 1st one, the undoubted masterpiece.

        • urushitan 漆たん@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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          maybe name it based on the kind of math that LLMs are built from, some kind of multiplication beginning with an m, it’s slipped my mind

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            Massive of massives, what do you think?

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        Well… Only if you “combined it with a form of fusion”.

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      Way ahead of you

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        😋 👍

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      Better yet, rent our unused brain space and let corporations use that wasted brain energy for their server farms … great income for the average person who seldom uses their brains. Then we could use that income to buy credits to have AI think for us … circle of life.

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        What a ridiculous idea. The unused brain space is for ads! It’s like cryptomining but for Google and Facebook.

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          or for rendering AI porn … so much AI porn

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        rent our unused brain space and let corporations use that wasted brain energy

        But the corporations have the unused brain space. It correlates inverse to their income and executive power. They tend to waste it on doomscrolling Xitter and socializing while golfing.

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        They’re already trying to run A.I. on human brain neurons. How long until they can use living human brains for running A.I.?

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      I was too busy not using my brain to think of that

      CHECKMATE!

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        Error ERROR does not compute. 💥 😋

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      This will be the most satisfying bubble burst i’ve ever witnessed.

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        I don’t think so. The people responsible will have their golden parachutes, while the rest of us will have to deal with the full blown recession.

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          More like depression

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            And also a struggling economy.

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    Here’s the unused ram that I keep laying around in a box. Can someone tweet it at Sam for me?

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      Get a load of Mr. Moneybags over here. They have memory AND a video card just laying around.

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        A SSD as well (top right).

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          128gb, that’ll fit like 3-4 models, sweet!

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      Man, these days that’s a dangerous pic. Gonna have roving ram gangs knocking down your door

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        I already have my pitchfork. 🔱

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      deleted by creator

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      Is that a GeForce GT?

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      You mean X it?

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        eXcrete it all over him

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    Man I might be a wierdo here, but I don’t want to give him free data. His company has stolen enough as it is.

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      Who says it has to be real data?

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        I like your thinking.

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        Throw open a bunch of cloud VMs

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          Tell him how much of his own RAM is currently unused.

          …but then he probably knows how much is sitting in warehousing.

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            Lmaoooo

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      That was my first though too. The whole point is to stop sending them our data. But like someone else said, it doesn’t need to be real. Maybe we start reporting there’s a shit ton ram on Jupitor ripe for assimilation.

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    Fucking RAM Burglar.

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      RAM Burglar

      Oh shit. This is gold, Jerry. GOLD!

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        I’m quite proud of this one.

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      Well, sniffer. He sniffs for free RAM now. 🤭

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    Anyone using that would probably very quickly get their email on a blocklist. Still, I appreciate the sentiment.

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    This is goddamned amazing.

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    I have a computer with 352 GB just sitting there doing nothing. I finally have a use for it!

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      Email him that you’re using it for local inference too, even if you aren’t.

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    Reminder this can put you in prison in Australia

    https://lamontlaw.com.au/legal-articles/using-a-carriage-service-to-harass-menace-or-cause-offence-section-474-17-criminal-code-act-1995-cth/

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      isn’t it punishment enough living in Australia?

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      “Offensive” conduct must be more than merely hurtful, annoying or vexing. It must be “calculated or likely to arouse significant anger, significant resentment, outrage, disgust, or hatred in the mind of a reasonable person in all the circumstances.” Moreover, it must “be likely to have a serious effect upon the emotional well-being of an addressee.”

      I dunno if that’s entirely true but maybe I’m misunderstanding this - it seems kinda open to interpretation.

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        Look at harassment, not offence

        “harassing” conduct, imply a “serious potential effect upon an addressee, one which causes apprehension, if not a fear, for that person’s safety"

        Easy to argue that case with how upset a large portion of society are about what he’s doing

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          Ahh yeah true, good point.

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        Ram altman is a snowflake though

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    When we set the upper limit of PC-DOS at 640K, we thought nobody would ever need that much memory. — William Gates, chairman of Microsoft

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      ::Chrome has entered the chat::

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      That might be true if we didn’t start using the internet to send video and audio

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    How the F did this guy convince all the world’s richest people to invest in his chatbot?

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      “Hey guys, if we trade money back and forth for a couple years people will think we’ll be worth more and we can leverage our stock options to make shitloads of money we can use to take even greater control of the economy”

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      by telling them it was gonna replace knowledge workers. people believe what they want to hear.

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        No-one consumes the anti-hopium like the C-suite. They already think they’re above the plebes, and that dehumanization went through “them before us” and now is at “their pain for our benefit”. They’re only one step away from “This was Steve in R&D? He’s delicious with the mesquite.”

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      Because the chatbot felt human enough to trick many people into a hype.

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      Rich people, by and large, incredibly stupid and narcissistic. They do not have the intelligence to understand how awful Ai is and they are easily duped by the promise that it will a) do their jobs for them and b) suck them off over how “smart” they are for asking basic questions the whole time.

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    For the record, I have 38GB of RAM just sitting there doing fuckall at the moment. I don’t have any plans to put it to work this evening. I’m just gonna let it idle while I surf Lemmy, watch body cam videos, and drink beer. What a travesty for Sammy! Someone think of the poor cuck CEO!

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      How the f do you have 38GB???

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        Probably two 19GB sticks. My board has all four slots populated for a total of 74GB.

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    Based on the spelling on the Github page, I’m not running this. There’s an absolute lack of attention to detail advertised by the abysmal writing in the Readme. Say what you will, but red flags are red flags; and after a few decades we learn that sloppy writing is sloppy writing.

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      It’s a 287 line shell script; it’s pretty easy to read. It’s also very obviously LLM generated

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        287 lines to run free | mailx?? Jesus what has the world come to

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          The world is so hot right now

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            Because of the data centers cooking the planet… right?

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              Yup, with AI you can make things hot

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    he is evil

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    Feed him more data - brilliant.

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      I’m gonna edit the script to say I have 192 GB

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        And this, right here, is the last post by sorghum@sh.itjust.works before the Open AI repo men came for them.

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            “Call me daddy when I take it.”

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            Is that a star commonly used in communism? Your ram is my ram now

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              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_take_it

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        If it accurately reports it, I won’t need to edit the script.

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          That’s my point, I don’t want it to be accurate. I just want it to rage bait 'ol Scammy.

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            Yeah, I got that. But I’m bragging that I actually have 192 GB.

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              128 gang here, problem is the script send what is unused and well I use 90% of it. Its my ram and I want to use it all.

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              Okay, little jelly, but what the hell are you even doing with 64 GB of RAM? Are you running a mini-version of AWS?

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                multiple VMs mostly

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                I need huge amounts of RAM for video editing. When the bubble pops I’m hoping to upgrade to 128GB.

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        That’s only… roughly… not even 1 TB.
        BLOODY ROOKIE!

        /s

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