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god that was so validating
Our posting is scientifically validated as too powerful
They say that Hexbear only has enough keyboards for half of its posters, so they send people into threads in pairs, and when the first poster is banned, the second picks up his keyboard and continues posting
This one was at the top of my page right now, and it’s a good one.
I also enjoy the “this site could have been for the proletariat”, the Maoist gf one, and the “third wordist rant at your therapist” one. So many good ones tbh.
Yeah that’s a great one
The
one is by far my favorite. Makes me laugh every time.
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is that a Denguin? lol nice”that one gets me every time for some reason
That’s a @dessalines@lemmy.ml quote from when I was trying to convince them to add our emojis to the default lemmy emojis.
At least I think that’s what I was asking for that time.
My favorite tagline is probably always going to be the very lost liberal who said this to us:
If you give up on Ukraine, then next comes Taiwan, South Korea, Poland, etc etc etc fucking etc.
This. Is. An. Investment. In. Democracy.
It’s just so pure distilled liberal reddit nerd confused about what our priorities are. It’s so powerful in all the wrong ways.
I literally thought that was a bit. It’s perfect.
That poster went on to call us disinformation shills and Russian bots
I would’ve been disappointed with anything less than that
If you give up on Ukraine, then next comes Taiwan, South Korea, Poland, etc etc etc fucking etc.
Oh no… what comes after all that? Don’t tell me… Landlords!? Will they come for the landlords!?
<CURRENT_USER> needs to log off.
it just gets me every time
My favourite is the “please explain to the court why you sign your posts with a picture of a pig with shit on its testicles, followed by the words Death to America”.
Death to Americaread your inbox
There’s nothing you can do to make me hit the little check mark on replies to my posts, and complaining only makes the number go up even more. How does it feel to know your futile cries just make me stronger, liberal?
I think my two favorite that have stood the test of time are:
I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”
and also
The dive bar at the end of the universe
Also,
Probably these two:
I hate V*ush so much the physical revulsion i feel when i hear the slimy whisper that he calls a voice is so bad that it instantly turns me into a 1970s era political lesbian that advocates for the immediate castration of all men
And
hexbear dunking on raddle dunking on lemmy dunking on raddle
Honestly those ultra right-wingers are pretty bad but the ultra left-wingers are worse. And as a lefty that is pretty sad to see. But I’m probably not left enough for those on hexbear.net
There’s one that’s, like:
Have you got any other arguments than calling me a lib? You’ve already done that 15 times.
And I feel attacked every time I see it.
Wait, that’s my post. I always wondered if one of my comments made it to become a tagline
Is this going to be something like the minecraft splash text?
I hope whichever one of you smug clout chasers stole Hexbear from TC69 gets SWATed.
A nod to some of my favorite Hexbear conspiracy theories (she famously tried to resign more times than Stalin)
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Damn, you post hard
Imagine just not checking your replies/DMs for an entire year while you continue to post daily
Train good. Car bad.
