The syntax of english newspaper headlines is often so confusing to me
I once saw a study on the Reading Grade Level of various newspapers, and some of them were like 7th grade. This was back in mid-2000s. Sicne Internet News exploded, it feels like it’s gotten much worse.
For a second I thought the numbers were pointing to loss.
Pattern recognition?
His fucking couch is a child?
No the couch is baby couch after mother couch gave birth, mother committed suicide when she realised JD might still fuck the baby couch
Yes, the loveseat is the offsping from JD’s college lust.
Took me a while to spot JDs mistress in the background, or why there was a 1 painted on her.
Maybe the couch is the first kid? Sex with your kid is one of the principles of the administration, I believe.
Don’t show any of those kids to a random ice agent without context.
Why not? Why should they get special treatment?
