Man goes to doctor. Says the town is rundown and depressing with major heroin problem. Doctor says treatment is simple: “go to famous seaside town Blackpool. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor, this is Blackpool!”
“Take a trip to the seaside, it’ll cure what ails you.” “Doctor, I cannot afford that.” “Leeches it is then!”
My dad’s doctor actually did! He said since it seemed there were problems with feeling oxygen deprived, and we lived at high altitude, try taking a visit to the ocean.
Former owners of the company my partner works at have a host of health issues. They spend a lot of time on the seaside because it alleviates some of it. But also from firsthand experience I know how much it can help.
Oh, if I was picking something for an old timey doctor to prescribe me it would probably be laudanum
I’d go for the cunnilingus, but that’s just me…
Or cocaine … but why not both?
Or heroin, the new, non addictive cough medicine!
And anything with radium, of course.
Or heroin
That’s basically what Laudanum was.
A nice mix of opium/morphine and alcohol sometimes up to 48%
Sounds like a fun weekend
It’s not because your not in the right time period it’s because your not rich
It helps to spend time away from the spooky ghosts haunting the manor.
In Czechia they still prescribe visits to the spa
This would cure me.
Mine still does, in fact that’s the only thing he actually prescribes. Well, he recommends walking in the mountains, but that’s because seaside is 8 hours away but mountains are only 30 minutes.
You sure that’s a doctor?
“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together and have a few laughs”
how about a hitachi and a speedball
steam powered Hitachi … gotta keep it historically accurate.
The water vapor or the software?
I bet lovense has an app or some other way to link it up to a video game especially VR
I suddenly get why women are so disillusioned about the modern medical system…
“What do you mean I can’t just have some coke and goon?”
TBF I’m not a woman and I’m still disillusioned. The amount of times I’ve heard from doctors more or less verbatim “I don’t know what to do” … might as well prescribe recreational drugs and tell me to goon.
As a dude, this happens to me too (but I have rare “zebra” medical conditions)
They’re so constricted by the illusion of objectivity, red tape, the peer-review process, and the drawn-out approval of new drugs.
Like I get the point, but if there’s an experimental cancer drug with high efficacy and you’re not giving it to your late-stage terminal cancer patients simply because it’s still making it’s way through clinical trials or the FDA, then something is seriously wrong with that.
Also, assuming that nothing is correct until it’s proven is not objectivity; it’s negating the antecedent, a formal fallacy.
- If there is enough evidence to prove its efficacy, then it’s an effective treatment.
- There is not enough evidence to prove its efficacy.
Therefore, it’s not an effective treatment.- It does not follow that it’s not an effective treatment.
But doctors don’t give a shit about philosophy, so I’m not surprised this fallacy is basically endemic to the medical profession.
Like, give women coneflower, cohosh, fenugreek, and fennel for their menstrual cycles. It’s not that deep.
Am RN and wish I was allowed just give people recreational drugs and let them goon. Instead I have to explain that life is suffering, which is a much more difficult conversation. Have been thinking about getting some ICU experience so I can maybe transition to a ketamine clinic but they’re gonna have to wait to go home for the gooning idw watch and definitely don’t wanna help it’s not that kinda service.
Dunno, I have been prescribed times in rehab clinics and there are such clinics in seaside locations.
they still do though…
A GP (doctor) once recommended walking in nature - something to do with fractals being pleasing to the eye - and now many years later I really do appreciate how much I enjoy and feel energised after walking in nature.
He also probably prescribed some chemicals.
What about going to the thermae and an olive oil scrapping?
“not to romanticize the medical practices of the early 1900s”, but let’s romanticize fixing your depression with a seaside prescription.
What is this idiotic post?
Well its like the nature walks, the studies showed it can have a better affect than depression meds. Or an amplified affect with both. Humans evolved along side nature and now don’t live in it, our reptilian brain still enjoys it.
