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Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?
He’s is the son of a shepherd
Oh, that’s just Johann, the friendly giant. Don’t mind him. He thinks he’s a cow.
Nice but those are some kitten-sized cows
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What have you done.
I broke the system.
Fixed at last
its a matter of perspective man
The cat’s just a lot closer
I know we shouldn’t, but someday we might make cat-sized pet elephants.
I smell a great new
scambusiness opportunity…!They would hunt literal dinosaurs for fun.
And literal tigers.
And probably humans too
You’re not real, man.
I’ll be honest, i’m curious if you’re still getting railed by the vietnamese duo you liked so much
hahaha, no. the trip ended and we parted ways. and they weren’t Vietnamese, lol. I actually didn’t even fuck any locals while I was traveling, the bodyguard duo kept me dicked down well enough.
I do have a new man now, though, and let’s just say I’m currently living my daddy fantasy. not gonna expand on it for now because I know people on here are gonna flame me for it, lmao.🫣
Already can see the AO3 tags [Daddy issues] [Age diference] [Power Imbalance]. I’m really astounded how you move from one to the next so fast. Where i’m from there’s not much flexibility in couples. You either make it work with the couple people that’s compatible with you on town or you just have to change town if you wanna meet anyone.
finding men is easy. I could have a new one every day without putting in any effort if I wanted to. besides, I’m not looking for anything serious right now, I’ve just been having fun and enjoying a few flings since my breakup.
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But… the orgies are real… right?
I also want time away from doom scrolling and, well, the world right now. It’s so depressing. But at the same time. I need to fight boredom so continue scrolling it is -.-
Fun fact: An average adult elephant weighs more than 32,000 bananas…
- https://elephantguide.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://bananaforscale.info/convert/weight/12000-pounds-to-bananas
Okay, the numbers vary wildly between different species and genders, just eat the fucking bananas and have a good day 🍌
c/bananaforscale
Oof, I’m already subscribed there too, but their last post was from 6 months ago… They need some more activity over there, I just don’t have any bananas for photos right now ☹️
I do think it’s kinda neat that bananaforscale.info fairly recently added the weight category, it used to be only length conversion.
And you’d still not get radiation poisoning from that many banananananas.
Why you always be making new accounts tho?
Because they keep getting banned for posting like a thirsty middle-schooler.
I don’t think they were outright banned but they had a lot of mod actions on them the last time they were on here from dragging their dramas out into various communities.
At this point they should probably just be banned on sight for ban evasion but I get the feeling that this place is so starved for activity(especially perceived activity from a woman who will agree with whatever most of the men on here say although I think she’s just a bad actor) that it’ll just be ignored.
The elephant is as tiny as cat.
Cute.
hope you found who had the violets when you were away
Idea of a cat sized elephant is much more comforting than vice versa. That would be scary as hell.
German children’s television
Die Maus is basically the German Blåhaj
Looking at those eyes, I think your Maus has been helping himself to your weed stash.
The tiger waits, as the baby elephant draws closer…
Thinly veiled Jurassic Park reference
