Why wish you were born 40 years ago when you can wish you were born to a generational wealth family and had like $500K yearly allowance at 12.
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Jankatarch@lemmy.worldto
History Memes@piefed.social•Smh, kids today, thinking new media is goodEnglish
3·8 hours agoIf libraries sorted their books chronologically.
Jankatarch@lemmy.worldto
egg_irl — Memes about being trans people in denial and other eggy topics@lemmy.blahaj.zone•egg🥰irl
2·20 hours agoHashtag that time I went to an all-boys, multi-week, muslim summer camp in Austin, Texas and memorized bunch of the prayers so they gave me a certificate; and I realized.
- They don’t use spellcheckers.
- They thought I was a girl the entire time.

It now “certfies” that I used to be a 10/10 natural twink that accidentally fooled her preachers :3
Jankatarch@lemmy.worldto
egg_irl — Memes about being trans people in denial and other eggy topics@lemmy.blahaj.zone•egg🥼irl
1·20 hours agoPretty weird how some languages literally use “o” for all their pronouns while other language say that the table is obviously a woman.
(Azerbaijani and Spanish if anyone’s curious)
Jankatarch@lemmy.worldto
egg_irl — Memes about being trans people in denial and other eggy topics@lemmy.blahaj.zone•egg🥼irl
1·20 hours agoDoesn’t work against “miss” ngl. People will still specify with a “female doctor,” even when the context is not needed.
Now we heard what Mario says, let’s hear from his brother what they would do.
“It’s ethical to fund the israeli military as long as I donate for fixing a small amount of the damages they cause, right?”
- The global north.
Hell, israel is just plain, old-fashioned colonialism.
With even the genocides and all.
Jankatarch@lemmy.worldto
Political Discussion and Commentary@lemmy.world•how money should flowEnglish
2·1 day agoTrickle up economy. The richer people are, the more they can buy, the more companies can profit, the more they pay in taxes.
“Victims of linux”
Who the fuck are they talking about, bill gates?
Thalmor are colluding with him, rather.
Jankatarch@lemmy.worldto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Just walk into the office and ask for a job
361·2 days agoWe don’t… produce anything anymore. At this point 90% of jobs are just there in case investors want a tour of the company
Relatable. I am not particularly nice or kind, but I do definetely look way grumpier than I actually am.
I often get asked by cashier what’s wrong while I’m buying groceries.
Tbf.
Both these styles imply, especially #2, an anti-transphobic, anti-homophobic, anti-sexist, and even anti-fascist personality to some degree.
Are we sure we are not simply into objectively cool people?
I am wondering if I should add and ascii wizard to my package manager now. Can later add an ascii cat too. I will waste so much time because of you.

















I recently learned about dream journaling.
After you wake up, you write down what happened in your dreams, and it trains your brain to remember your dreams more accurately.
So I started taking notes from memory after class is done, idea is to train my ability to recall and I don’t have to get distracted writing stuff down.
All of this is speculation as I didn’t have chance to test over any full semesters yet.