unfortunately, even if we don’t live in the US, the consequences of their stupid decisions affect all of us
USA is the only nation that matters on this planet and probably in the universe.
Every time you eat a pizza, listen to Led Zeppelin or go to church on a Sunday remember that America invented it.
It’s hilarious that there are people from the US who would think that you’re serious.
Just recently I followed a discussion where multiple Americans thought ‘we are the champions’ is an American song and obviously about America.
There are USAians that would say what they’ve said seriously.
It still fucks me up when I remember led zeppelin is British. Just the sound of them makes me picture some dude with a Camaro pregaming a Budweiser in the parking lot.
a camaro from the 1980’s and with a mullet haircut. lol
Good to know who to balme, if I’m ever going to be forced to go to the church on a Sunday.
I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t immediately register the joke. But at least from the slew of down votes I can tell I’m not alone in being a little bit dumb 😅
You almost had me!..
Uh I mean, 'Murica, fuck yeah!!
But Led Zeppelin are European
Unlike pizza and Christianity.
Led Zeppelin? boomer detected!
Nah your thinking about Lightbulb Zeppelin. Of course it’s not as new as OLED Zeppelin.
Nah you’re thinking of Organic Light Orchestra
Actually, you’re thinking of the charge of the light brigade, a military action best known for being the inspiration for a poem that in turn inspired a classic Iron Maiden banger
You must be thinking of Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
What if I live in the UK? It’s pretty fucking shit here, too. Only real positive is that the Green Party are absolutely surging now. I’ve been Green for years, but I think I chose the best year to finally try and become a councillor. I live in hope that there are enough people left in this country with enough sense to vote someone in who actually gives a crap about fixing some of our problems, and not creating potential global wars…
If you live in the UK you are basically connected at the hip with us.
Annoyingly reform are going to eat the crap out the biggot vote
Unfortunately that shithole country’s actions have massive consequences for rest of the world.
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you don’t live in the USA yet
it’s coming for you
From Canada, this sounds especially ominous. We don’t have enough of a human population to fend off 300M Americans, so I think we need to focus our efforts on grizzly bear and wolf breeding programs.
Okay, but hear me out:
Alligator-mounted velociraptors
There are T-Rex skeletons in Drumheller. According to Jurassic Park, if we mix their DNA with that of an amphibian, it’s a sure shot
Nah, you don’t need to fend off 300M Americans, ‘only’ 60% of it, the other 40% will side with Trump even if he would literally and personally torch their houses lol.
40% of their crazies is 120M, compared to our total population of 40M (and let’s assume about 2-4M of ours are Maple MAGAs.
Even if they have 180M who would see our side of things, that group has had enough trouble within their own borders, so we can’t rely on them to solve our problems.
Tbf doesn’t Canada have war doctrines and training specifically for defending against a country with bigger military?
Yea kiddo, sure, go sleep and we talk in the morning!
The US killed leftist politicians when we misbehaved
Recently they also kidnapped a president and his wife, illegality and violence aside they now live in the US which is the worst punishment they could come up with
I feel like USA is a great place to live.
If you are a billionaire.It’s great even if you’re a several hundred thousand-aire. The rest of us suffer.
how does it feel knowing that you’re in the top 10% of wealth in the planet’s population? lol
Huh? I don’t make that much money
that’s the really crazy part about all of it; if you have more than 2 paycheck sitting in the bank, then you’re already in the top 33%.
and if your bank balance is measure in five figures on top of that (w the first number being higher than 2); then you’re automatically in the global top 10%. (and an overwhelming majority in this class are trump supporters. lol)
It’s nicer to live in the US than in a country the US has decided to re-colonize
Maybe you should get that checked out by a doctor. I hope you can afford it.
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OK bud
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Why do you travel then? Peculiar.
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Peculiar indeed.
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Surely every homeless person there enjoys overabundance too
Are you dril
Imagine living in a country USA likes to bomb tho
I’m from Spain 🖕 😌 🖕 🇺🇸
Sup Spain
Can they frickin tax their rich already? Jesus christ man
We’re way past that
We’re all living in America!
America! America!
Coca Cola, Wonderbra!
Amerika ist wunderbar!
Coca Cola, sometimes war.
And I even had to pay taxes for all this bullshit going on.
