Yeah but donuts aren’t available until 6am and the baker doesn’t want me hanging out with them

The crunchwrap was invented in 2005

Why does Jack have long teeth?

NFL wants to expand their audience so that the maximum amount of people watch their game.

They already have a captured football audience, but want more latinos to watch so they hire Bad Bunny.

They hire Green Day because want lefties to watch because they already have right winged fans captured.

NFL is a corporation that’s only goal is to sell more merch and get more views. They don’t care about anything but money.

The US is quitting at life right now

Can’t call him a thief because he wasn’t convicted

I love cheetahs

give them a short notice to make their decision and get out

that makes perfect sense. very nice!

It’s a boy?!

username checks out

This is how all Bri’ish speak

My college Spanish can’t fail me… of course it just says “pick up that gun” and isn’t some sort of double entendre that I don’t understand

I don’t go to McDonald’s enough to know what they wear

that was my first thought too

“we’re going to need a bigger boat dip!”

Come on, world! Let’s get to a trillion dollars!!

I wonder how much the rent is

People are already asking how long it will take for an ICE gestapo to get shot