As someone who whisked away jizz (at best) covered towels from hotel laundry carts for a living for a while, I am glad to have been part of the magic.
Tip your housekeeping staff if you can - we know what you did but keep it to ourselves ;)
(Also if you see the laundry guy when getting on the service elevator, do not make the “Is there a dead body in there” joke. There are far better choices, be creative)
As someone who whisked away jizz (at best) covered towels from hotel laundry carts for a living for a while, I am glad to have been part of the magic.
Tip your housekeeping staff if you can - we know what you did but keep it to ourselves ;)
(Also if you see the laundry guy when getting on the service elevator, do not make the “Is there a dead body in there” joke. There are far better choices, be creative)