I don’t know why everyone wants Meta to stay in the “reality policing” business.
That’s one of the first things a dictator/fascist would go after. It inherently controls your reality.
Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.
It’s that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He’ll be missed! /s
He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.
I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.
I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.
Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.
He came and he went
She died trying to suck her penis.
Oh gosh I made a faux pas.
He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.
I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde
I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube
the embarrassment killed him…
F
Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I’m disappointed.
Community note: it’s true, he’s just pulling a Herman Cain.
Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.
It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.
Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?
Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?
You gotta so some thinking with portals.
He’s got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.
It’s penises all the way down.
His dick was in his mouth?
Balls resting on his lips.
He made it, hunhh?
Nah dude, you’re thinkin of Trevor Moore.
That’s the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.
Mr hands!!!
Go fuck yourself doll licker
