For those who don’t know, this is a decades old joke.
Is that a picture of a tweet of a printout of a MS Notepad file that was probably cut and pasted from a forwarded email, newsgroup post, or web page?
my head hurts
Next time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds.
I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.
Don’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…
Also, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.
Embed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size
Upscale it to 4K for no reason
yeah that’ll do it.
Let me introduce you to…
The Metaverse!
Don’t forget subway surfers!
Seriously, older than the internet.
We need bash.org have come back
Oh that’s unlocked some memories. Wow what a flashback.
yeah back when the internet was good and idiots hadnt congregated on it yet.
Every group has its idiots, but I will admit it felt like a higher class of idiot.
From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.
Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward
This exchange never happened. There is no person in question. It’s a joke.
Yeah that makes sense. I used to work in a position where I had to testify in court regularly about the results of independent findings the court requested. There were often lines of questioning that were about establishing details. The questions seemed silly, but it wasn’t about the specific pieces of information it was about establishing that “Thing A” was absolutely true (or false) as of a specific point on a timeline. I never had any fun exchanges like this though lol.
Sarcasm and humor rarely work in your favor in a court setting, it’s true. That was a pretty inane line of questioning, however.
He’s an expert who’s probably old and sick of answering questions like this because even if they’re (idiotically) technically necessary, they sound incredibly stupid.
Then the atheist professor dropped the chalk and, to the surprise of that haughty demon, it did not break…
5th degree burn!
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This is fucked😭😭😭
