What could this guy do that could be illegal and punishable? What?

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First let’s remember that day in 2025 when we could no longer dependent on toilet paper being readily available.

So I ask you, what did you do? Did you instinctively go to Amazon to buy a bidet only to find that it simply splashes your butt? With water of all things?

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Oh oh.

One dey, I’m gonna be setting on my Kawch watching my Gynese Teebee with HayAy tachmology. Watching the most famous moobies on Nezflik. Movies such as large reptile marine world and the Jacobian a movie where a man learns about mathematical transpose and its fight against the finite element army. And the keeds can watch eskubee Dude! Its a car tuned like a large Dough that bites kraim.

What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.

I’m afraid. Lol phones with non replaceable batteries suck.

Yes! The all new Nabisco BPA coated BPS tainted leaded chocolate treats! Totally safe!

Yup. My current one is dying and I’m using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don’t care how badly they try to waste my battery, I’m not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I’m prepared to not use a phone until there’s a reasonably priced Linux phone.

If you decorate your socks, you’ll never lose them again!

He probably was murdered or badly hurt. So that’s probably why…they can’t habeas corpus.

Big red flag:

No!, I say Rip, not reap.

I say, let them rip what they sowed.

You wouldn’t download a car…

Is there away to fake all the data they try to collect?

Hey, no farms, no food!

Clippie: it appears that your trying to something or another blah blah blah jackidy shmackidy.

It might be more valuable now as a civil rights activist talking point trophy.