Oh, thanks, old man, that is really very nice
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice
Though I’ve never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh, God, that’s not a sword, it’s your cat in disguise
… know what?
It was an archive of hacker/skiddie-friendly files hidden within that image. Things likes tools to overload/flood a website or server, keyloggers, and other things to leave behind, like offensive images or even a virus.
It’s been 10+ years since I’ve seen it float around though.
At the range like
What are you gonna do? Meow me to deaf? Is that even legal? It looks like a semiautomatic cat. My god, the 2nd amendment is being distorted.
Pocket Pussy?
Do not the kitten.
High catliber
I mean, the cat’s name is Tenga…
I’m sorry, I have never not needed a kitten. Any situation is made more bearable with them about.
I keep that mf thang on me.
Always be purrpared
This works with guinea pig babies too, for a different flavor of pocket vocalizations
Probably not properly hygienic, but I’m willing to allow it.
I’m betting that it’s a vet.
That completely makes sense and hadn’t occurred to me. But I’d still like to imagine a world where my vaccination for flu or covid comes with a tiny fur face.
Just make sure you follow proper administration procedure.
Anders has entered the chat.
Anders wouldn’t have gone off the deep end if Ser Pounce-A-Lot was in Dragon Age 2.
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